"oh my god why does it smell like smoke in the kitchen." y/n coughed as they made their way to where thoma and yoimiya were located. upon seeing their stove ablaze, y/n let out a shriek and bolted out of the apartment, ignoring the confused looks from kazuha and ayaka.
"...did something happen?" ayaka queried as she stared at the now open front door. kazuha shrugged in response, pausing his task in moving boxes over to y/n's office.
in that moment thoma walked towards the living room with yoimiya— who had a cheeky grin on her face. the blonde male had a disappointed look on his face, not wanting to look back from where the two came from.
"...yoimiya set the kitchen on fire."
"there's a fire in the house?!" ayaka asked, worried about what would happen if the entire place burnt down. thoma nodded, it was very apparent that he was pissed off at the situation.
the light blue haired girl immediately dashed towards the kitchen to locate the fire extinguisher. "d-don't just leave the kitchen! do something about it thoma!"
"...you're right." thoma immediately brought out his phone to dial 911, much to his dismay. the fire was already spreading towards the living room, but no one moved an inch.
yoimiya snickered at the damage she had caused. though she didn't mean to burn the house intentionally, it did bring her a more entertaining night.
"oopsies!" yoimiya said mischievously, sticking a tongue out at no one in particular. thoma sent her a middle finger using his free hand.
after the call was received by the operators, thoma escorted everyone out of the apartment. (ayaka tried to resist since she had the fire extinguisher, but thoma wasn't about to let her burn to death now...)
y/n looked back at their apartment with a heavy sigh— everything was about to go up in flames... literally.
"first your house in minecraft gets set on fire, and now your real house does too-"
"yoimiya you have 10 seconds to run before i do something i may regret."
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xiao & hu tao's humble abode . . .
"hey, do you smell something burning?" lumine asked, nudging her brother to get his attention. aether sniffed the air a little too loud, but shrugged it off.
"if it's not coming from this apartment, it's fine," the blonde boy answered with a neutral face, "and if it doesn't bother any of our friends then it doesn't matter-"
"AHHHHHHH MY APARTMENT IS ON FIRE~ I CAN'T BELIEVE I MIGHT GO HOMELESS WITH SCARAMOUCHE..."
"y/n, i'm sure there's a way we can recover your stuff-"
"BUT AYAKA... I WORKED SO HARD FOR THAT APARTMENT... I MADE SURE SCARAMOUCHE WASN'T LIVING IN A SHED-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP Y/N. I'M NOT BROKE. JUST BECAUSE I LIVE WITH YOU DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T MAKE MY OWN MONEY-"
"wait scaramouche when did you ge-"
"sounds like y/n's place is ablaze!" hu tao exclaimed out of nowhere, startling the twins. lumine flicked the girl's head, whilst aether groaned (the boy was still recovering from the jumpscare).
xiao, who had retreated to his room the moment hu tao pulled out her laptop (filled with pirated stuff... and dark web bookmarks...), re-emerged in the living room at the smell of something burning.
"hu tao? are you burning some incense again?"
hu tao 'tsked' at xiao's question. "no, silly goose! i disposed of it after you complained about the so called 'stench'. the smoke you smell is actually coming from y/n's apartment as we speak-"
"y/n's place is on fire? are you sure-"
"NOOOOO MY PC... MY POOR PC... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S GONE... YOIMIYA YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS."
"did you really expect me to not set anything on fire, even if it was by accident..."
"I LITERALLY FIREPROOFED THE WHOLE PLACE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN START A FIRE."
"y-y/n! calm down please... i can help buy you another pc?"
"r-really ayaka?"
"yes of course! actually, you can just take my pc because i prefer using my laptop hehe..."
"ayaka babe... i literally bought you that pc?"
"oops! well at least it's going to be used now! sorry thoma..."
"it's okay! you're right anyways~"
"eww, thoma says babe," lumine gagged, "fucking white boy."
aether looked at lumine with a concerning look. "lumine we're literally w-"
"shut up."
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