<~Enemies?~> ~Quackbur~

Chapt.3

Wilburs POV

Where am I? Shit. This isn't pogtopia. Is this the white house? Shit.shit.shit. I need to leave.

"Where's my little bitch at~"

SCHLATT?
I GOTTA GO NOW-

"WILBUR?! THIS IS MANBURG NOT POGTOPIA? ARE YOU NAKED? QUACKITY WHAT IS GOING ON?!"

Alex is here?
OH SHIT
I SLEPT WITH-
UH-
"Schlatt i have no memory of whatever happened all i remember is going to a party."
"Sure. Out. Now."
"Or what? Sad i slept with your bitch?"
Alex turned over and sat up.
"Huh?"
He had confusion all across his face.
"I'm just gonna-"
"Get back here soot."
"Aw no so sad~ I slept with Ducky what a shame poor Mr. president~" I said teasingly walking out with my coat in arms.
"WILBUR?!"
"Uh oh-"
"I SLEPT WITH YOU?!"
"I don't know i'm away to ask the sober ones for info i have no memory ducky."
"..."

"Flatty Patty get to making breakfast in starving."
"Yes..Schlatt."
———Nikis house———-
Well, time to get to the bottom of this.
*knock*
"Ah..Wilbur..I presume you don't remember anything?"
"Nope."
"Want to know everything?"
"Yeahhh"
"Come in then."

I sat down in her house, a nicely decorated 1 story house.
"So. Where to start.."
"You just explain away."
"Well, You went over to the booze and sat down, you just kept going and going. Drink bottle and bottles. You and Quackity where the most hammered there and at one point we played spin the bottle. You only played one round because it escalated. Um. You got quackity, you kissed and then you said you both where no longer playing. You picked him up and you just sat on the sofa cooing each other's names, however you called Him 'Ducky' which was new to all of us."

It was coming back
The "After party".

"Oh shit."
"Yeah..I said for you both to get some rest at your respectful homes and based on the state you're in, you didn't wake up where you were meant to.?"
"Ha, yeah no i didn't. Never thought i would wake up naked next to an Ex-friend. Let alone in the white house."
"The white house?! But Schlatt?"
"Oh i ran into him. I told him i slept with his bitch then left."
"I don't understand you."
"You're not the first Niki don't worry.But. Holy Fucking Shit."
"Oh um your com is buzzing-"

___Com____

The_Eret> Hey Will! How'd the party go? Are you still coming round later?
Wilbur Soot> It went ok! Yep i'll be round soon!
__________

Do i be honest with them? Do i say 'hey! Just hooked up with you're ex! haha! ' No.. But they would be mad if it was done publicly.
Uggghhhh it wasn't even meant to happen.

"Daddy!"
"Hey Fundy! Oh look how big you've gotten!"
"Papa Eret is waiting! Come on!"
"Ok"
Papa eret..

"Eret how are you my friend!"
"Better, How was the party? Any hookups?" They said with a smirk
"Well- Um- Yes?.."
"REALLY? Who?!"
"...."
"Will? You can tell me."
"Um..Well before i tell you please keep in mind i was like several bottles hammered."
"Oh so you found out the hard way?"
"Yeah..I woke up in the white house."
"Wait."
"...."
"You hooked up with my Ex?."
"I promise you i have no memory. I hate him. I acted all cocky this morning toward schlatt making it out that i knew that i remembered but i don't."
"Wait you saw schlatt?!"
"Yeah told him i slept with his bitch then left."
He began to laugh. Ok , They're not mad.
"What's the time Eret?"
"One sec i'll check..18:30"
"We'll that was one big lie-in then."
"Must've been."
"I'm really sorry again i Shouldn't -"
"It's ok."
i stared at them then hugged him. "Thanks.."
"Will."
"Hm?"
"I thought you quit?"
I froze.
"I..I did?"
"Well that pack says otherwise and you're coat has a smell of it too."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't apologise. You use it as an escape."
"Same as alcohol apparently."
"How about this. Stay here tonight. Confront Quackity tomorrow."
"...Fine."
"Ok! Up the stairs, 3rd room on the right."
"Thanks."
———/-/——-