<~Enemies?~> ~Quackbur~

Chapt.14

CW: Talk of IVF, Sperm 😦 and infertility
"Hello again..Dad."
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No,no,no,no,no..This can't be happening. I- I left my son. I wasn't a good father when i should've been he's gonna hate me. What do i say? Hello son sorry for being absent for a good 14 years haha! I was a president then died?
"I- I missed you."

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Wilbur didn't know what to say and franky neither did anyone else.
"Why?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why..Did you miss me?"
.....
"Sorry Ducky I'm gonna have to cut this meeting short."
"It's alright Will. Everyone return to your posts the meeting will be rearranged." A series of groans where heard but no-one was upset really.
Fundy left last, he tried to hug his dad but was met by a tensed up man who looked like he was processing things, just watching the sunset.
"See you around."
Is the last thing he said to him before leaving.
"You..Have a son?"
"Mhm."
"How, if you don't mind me asking?"
"It's um, closest relative IVF type thing. So my closest relative is my twin."
"You have a twin?!"
"Yeah? I thought you knew?"
"No! Who is it?"
"Oh, It's just techno, they attempted to take some sperm from me but due to the surgery i'm practically infertile."
"Techno?.. Your brother did this to me." He pointed at his scar.
"He did? Why? He doesn't hurt with no good reason?"
"I- um..Tried to kill him?."
"Well then yeah sounds like something he would do, but it adds to your beauty feathers~"
"Shut up. But who's the mother?"
"Sally."
"Sally..?"
"Sally Salmon, She is a fish who turns into a lady when she's on land. She didn't know i was infertile so when we had sex i had to put on a condom, wasn't gonna do much though. She found out eventually though and just became more and more manipulative and eventually wanted a kid so i agreed."
"How old where you both?"
"I was 19, she was 20."
"Jesus will that so young. And you became the president right after."
"mhm."
"I'm here if you need to talk"
"thanks ducky." He kissed his forehead and left the room heading back to his and tommys house, saying a proper goodbye after he got his things.
"See you around Ducky, I'll come round at least once a week~"
"I bet you will Lover boy. Bye."
"Bye Ducky!"
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Wilbur returned to his small house with tommy. Tommy was inside conversing with his son, who must've came to see him.
"Hey toms, Oh , Uh , Hi Fundy. I'm sorry for freezing up i just- I'm sorry."
"It's ok, You we're busy and then yk died."
"Yeah."
"Willllll"
"What tommy?"
"When did you have sex with a fox?" Fundy went red and didn't want to hear how he was made.
"No no tommy i don't wanna hear how i was made."
"Well, Sally was a salmon. And besides it was IVF."
"HUH?" The two said in unison
"Yeah, can't be fertile if you haven't got the right count can you? Fucking dipshit." H e said was king tommys head playfully.
"What do you mean?"
"You haven't told him Will?!"
"No..?"
"STUPID BITCH HES YOUR SON???"
"Whoops?"
"YES WHOOPS NOW EXPLAIN TO HIM." Tommy said making a '>:(' face his raccoon features now where clear.His hair normally covered it but he had a slightly darker gold than his hair colour  on his face like a bandit mask, and a small nose. His tail was always on show.

"So i'm Trans, I've known since i was the same age you came out actually . So technically your my twins kid but he is practically a DNA match so your mine." He said laughing a the last part.

"So uncle techno is my dad?"
"No,no,no...well.. Technically? Idk just say your mine, save the confusion."
They all began to discuss random topics, relationships and when it came to wilburs turn Fundy couldn't help but ask, Well really tommy told him to ask as he knew he couldn't lie to his son.
"Soo, What's going on with you and Quackity? he's my boss yk."
"Well." He cracked his fingers together and began to smirk. As he went on and on (not going into a lot of detail) he slowly watched the twos face either turn red or they looked scared, sometimes both. "And that my dear son, is how i met your boss."
"Tommy why did you make me ask that? I'm scared now."
"TOMMY?"
"RUN FUNDY RUN." The two ran out the house laughing until tommy tripped over, to which he was now crying and fundy was laughing. Wilbur walked out and picked him up bridal style and began to coo at him like he was a baby.
"Aw no pwoor baby tommy tripped ovwer and bwuised hwis knee oh nwo ~ "
"I'm fucking 21 you intolerant shit."
"Don't cry when you fall over then wittle baby tommy wommy."
The rest of the evening they teach films and picked at eachother, enjoying they're time with one another. Fundy returned to his hotel room in Las Nevadas and Wilbur and Tommy fell asleep on the sofa together, tommy resting on wilbur.