reasons why I....

would never survive at Hogwarts...

First part.

Now, looking back on the past couple of months.

I'm never going to survive...

1) two words, NO INTERNET!!!!

I would actually have to have a social life

2) I am useless at everything

For example...

Half the time, I can't walk around school without walking into a bin.

3) quiet...

I don't talk that often. Or like a lot of noise.

4) stupid ideas

Sometimes, the most stupid things pop into my head.

Seriously, one time I was asked to find out sustainable materials for houses and my immediate thoughts were,
'I wonder if any houses are made out of recycled toilets?'...

...

I then proceeded to look it up for half an hour.

5) I don't think they have Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

I would never survive without my tub of cookie dough.

6) no things from the muggle world are allowed.

MY ANIME AND MANGA!!!! NOOO!!!

7) I would make too many muggle references for a wizard's comfort.

8) I would probably start singing muggle songs in class or when I'm bored.

(In potions class.)

Me: don't wanna be an American idiot...

Snape: ( grabs head and pushes it down)

Me: ouch...

9) THERE'S NO T.V.!!!

10) I won't be able to have my mobile.

11) I'm scared easily.

I saw a ladybug and screamed...

12) I get lost easily.

13) I generally can't open doors...

For example...

In the natural history museum in London, we were going on a trip with a friend.

We were walking down the stairs and came across a set of doors.

Me, being the kind person I am, proceeded attempt to push open the door.

I tried for a good couple of minutes only to have my sister point out the large pull sign near the handle.
Yep...

14) I'm too friendly sometimes...

Draco: what you looking at mudblood?

(Me with a dazed expression.)

Me: your hair. It's so shiny and pretty...

Draco:...

Me: how do you get it like that?

That would be me...

Moving on.

15) I would freak out at nearly anything

Sorting hat: now, what house to put you in...

Me: AAAARGH!!! IT SPEAKS??!!!

Magonagall turns from cat to human

Me: AAAARGH!!! SCARY CAT LADY!!!

Everybody: ...

16) Snape, Snape, Sevurus Snape

Snape, Snape, Sevurus Snape, DUMBLEDORE!!!

17) I would go and give Snape a hug.

18) I would then get the first detention in my life.

(Yep, I'm one of those students...)

19) there is no pokemon

My life isn't worth living if there is no pokemon...

Finally...

20) I don't think the school would even accepted a girl who has a fangirlish nature, a slight unstable mind and will probably be killed within the first week by death eaters...

Yep, I'm useless.