It's For You [Big Shot] (Spamton X Reader)

Chapter 3

 You woke up to a sound of a little twitter bird chirping outside your window and you sit up. Next to you was a strange bed pouf. When you pulled off the covers to see Spamton right next to you and you let out a shriek.

*Thud*

*You fell off the bed

 Before you could get up you herd sudden thumping rapidly approaching. With the slam of your door you jumped up and saw Chipsteen holding a broom with the words "No Horny" written on the handle.

Chipsteen "SPAMTON, WAKE UP!"

 Spamton lets out a snort before quickly leaning up and turned around to look over you two. His glasses were crooked, hair in an extra floofy mess, and there was a line of spit still connected to the bed. After a few seconds his eyes shot wide open and he jumped off the bed and ran over to the other side of the room. As Chipsteen approached Spamton menacingly, He gulped and fixed his glasses.

Spamton "It Is N0  T WHAT IT L00KS LIKE CHIPST3EN!!!"

 His voice was extra glitchy you could barely make it out. You could tell he was scared shitless, so with quick motion you held back Chipsteen.

Chipsteen "Lightner I am trying to help you by getting rid of this pervious sleeze ball!"

You "That trash gremlin is my friend you know, and he did not do anything to me I am fine look!"

*You turn Chipsteen around

 Chipsteen looked at you and sigh in relief as you pant a little from trying to keep the robot back.

Spamton "H3y THAT IS NOT A G00 D WAY TO C ALL [[Number 1 rated salesman 1997]]!! TRA5H GR3MIL3N OR [Grime]!!"

 Chipsteen looks back with a angry look and Spamton put his hand over his mouth. Sweating like crazy, he felt like he was going to die here and how. She looked back at you and slumped over for a bit before standing straight again. You walked downstairs with her and Spamton, with Spamton in the lead. Then Chipsteen leads you over to a table in her room, and goes into the kitchen area. She came back with two cups of coffee. Chipsteen placed one in front of her and one in front of you. Spamton's eyebrows scrunched up.

Spamton "WHER  E IS MY [Complementary cup of joe]??"

Chipsteen "You get none so that I won't have to deal with your little ass jumping of the walls."

Spamton "I KN0W I CAN [Take a great deal] 0F COFF33. .."

Chipsteen "Well you still don't get any for the stunt you pulled. I honestly though she was... You know..."

Spamton "WHAT Y0U SER IOUSLY TH0UG HT I [Redacted] H3R!"

*Chipsteen nods her head with a lot of blush on her face

*You cough to get there attention...

*(Successful!)

You "Well anyways since that did not happen how did you get that carving on your broom? It is pretty funny!"

Chipsteen "Oh the broom? Well funny enough I got it from a yellow dog one night as I was walking down the alleyways. I guess that little boy wanted to give me something to defend myself with. Originally it was a baseball bat but I carved it out into a new handle for the broom."

You "That is such a cute and funny story! my god."

*You beamed with joy thinking of doge with the horny bat doing the "It's not safe out there take this with you"

Chipsteen "Hey light- I mean..."

You "(Y/N)"

Chipsteen "Well (Y/n) this place also does apartments as you could tell by the sign out front."

You "I did not see one when Spamton and I went in last night."

*Chipsteen looks angry

Chipsteen "Oh goddammit, I told those kids to leave the sign alone. And now they stolen it have they?"

You "Seems about right..."

 Chipsteen takes a huff and finishes her coffee with a small clank. She gets up and takes it over to the sink, meanwhile there is a little bit of coffee left and you passed it over to Spamton.

Spamton "F-FOR ME?"

You "Yes. Now drink it up before Chipsteen sees you."

 Spamton did not blink twice as he quickly chugs down the sliver of coffee and passes back the cup. When Chipsteen returns she grabbed your cup as well and took it back for a nice cleaning. You and Spamton just kind of stat there admiring the looks of the place. Then your eyes linked and you could feel yourself blushing as you thought about your face-to-face encounter. So you looked more beside him.

You "So what do you have planed for this project?".

Spamton "0H YEAH BUT I THINK IT W OULD BE A [Best Choices!] TO G0 TO MY [Homemade storefront]!"

You "Ok then, but there is something I have to do. Hey Chipsteen?"

*Chipsteen returns to the table

Chipsteen "Do you need something (Y/N)?"

You "Yeah It is that I honestly want to make you a new sign. if you had a bigger sign that cannot be stolen. I think you can reel in more customers!"

Chipsteen "R-really you think?!"

*Chipsteen looks delighted

You "Yeah I think I could find some planks of wood and whatnot somewhere and we can reuse it! Maybe some flashy stuff as well."

Spamton "HEY [Stop the press],   (Y/N)!! Y0U ARE NOT ASKIN G TO G3T PAID [Good quality KROMER] IF YOU K33P [Free Samplers]!"

You "Yeah but Chipsteen did give me a big discount on that room, so lets make it up for her."

Spamton grumbles as he hops of the chair and walks off.

Chipsteen "Well as long as you get the stuff for it. I can use my dad's old workshop to refine it, but I will let you paint it!"

*You gave a thumbs up

You "This is going to be fun!"

Chipsteen "I know right?!"

Spamton *distant* "(Y/N) ARE W3 [Coming to a store near you] OR WHAT!!?"

*You giggle

You "Ok I gotcha! Be right there!"

*You get out of the chair and push in both yours and Spamton's chairs in

 Walking towards the door you notice Spamton cross his arms and tapped his foot. You let out a sigh as you open the door and Spamton walked out first. Wile walking away from Chipsteen's building you notice Chipsteen waving bye to you as you two walked down the street.

Spamton *grumbles* "TO BE [A fair Deal] YOU SH OULD ASKED F0R [Kromer]. .."

You "Spam you need to learn that it is not all ways about the kromer!"

*Spamton stops waking and shakes in place

You "Spamton? You ok?"

*Spamton shakes his head and looked back at you

Spamton "NEVER B3TT ER [Doll]!"

 He turn around and continued walking forward. The two headed down a side path leading most likely towards the trash zone because, duh that is where is shop is. The street looked more and more broke down there was even a light post with a blinking lightbulb on the verge of fizzling out but you walked by with Spamton guiding your way again. 

*You feel dread from the darkness