It's For You [Big Shot] (Spamton X Reader)

Chapter 4

 Before you could even go through the open hole in the boards Spamton went rushing in with his little legs 'Excited aren't ya?'. You took a sigh with a warm slime on your face and crouch slightly to not get your hair tangled in the boards. You got the whiff of trash that is for sure but at least it was not "burning your nose hairs" kind of bad. then you noticed the door 'Whelp time to see what the HD version of Spamton's store looks like' You grasp the handle and opened the door. With the ring of the door, first thing you noticed that there was some kind of perfume and cheap cologne smell. The guess was to keep the trash smell out so that customers would rather stay in his shop instead of leaving. Next thing was the brick wall and it looked like it was painted thickly... There is a bright yellow sun and white clouds with drips that had all ready hardened, but there was still cracks and chunks missing on the bricks.

 'Wait a minute I can finally see what this part looks like' The last thing was when you turned around and looked towards the door. There was a couple of shelfs with some broken stuff, some more working stuff, and literal trash! The wall was also painted blue like the checkout counter area but just no clouds or suns. You turned your head around to see on your right the phone 'Dayum I can even see the scratches on it from here!' You gulped and walked over towards the phone. It was a dark room behind the glitchy part of the wall. It only had was extra storage until you looked over to something reflecting a yellow light. Suddenly it moved towards you and you notice it was Spamton.

Spamton "HEY H-EY HEY NOW [[Angel]], THIS IS EMPLO Y3ES [Only 7.99]!! G3T BACK TO THE C0UNTER!!"

 He shoves you out and you notice he is dragging something. It was a black beanbag that was patched randomly with silver tape. It looked like it was on life support seeing the stitches all lose and frayed. Spamton drags it over to the counter and sets it down. Then he gestures you to sit, when you did it spilled a few beans, but overall it was pretty good. He walks behind the counter and holds his hands on the table like he was in a business meeting.

Spamton "OK N0W LETS [Getting down to business]."

You "What do you got for me Spams!"

*Spamton blushes

Spamton "U-UH LISTEN.   IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF THE QUEEN' S [Mansion]. [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING  For [[A limiTed Time Only!]]. A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]!! [[Designed BY The Classics You' ve Come To Expect! (C) 1997]]. I T0LD KRIS, THE KID0 THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE THEM [Big],  AND MAKE ME [Big]! BUT THEY ARE [Taking some sweet time off] THAT IS FOR SURE! TO BE [Honest] THEY MIGHT BE CAPTUR3D IN THE QUEEN' S [Mansion], BUT WHO W0ULD KNOW! IF YOU [[[Seal the Deal]], BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKEING [A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]!! VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]!!"

You "Don't know about the acid part... It would kill me slowly that is for sure!"

Spamton "OK THEN WHAT ABOUT A [5 Star Grand Apartment] INST3AD?"

You "Sounds better-"

Spamton "BUT (Y/N) DON' T [Breathe] YET!! THAT WAY IS M0ST [Likely] LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE."

*Spamton gives a pause.

Spamton "I MAY HAVE SOLD MY [KeyGen] TO THAT [Little Sponge],  BUT I HAVE MORE [For Special Occasions]! AND WHAT IS THIS A [[Free Commemorative Gift]] FROM THE ONE AND ONLY SPAMTON G SPAMTON [[1997]]!!"

*You Received (KeyGen MK2)

 You examine it and it looked like a blue and green pixelated key, but when you wrap your hand around it it felt like a smooth round key 'Weird, but cool not gonna lie' you thought as you put it into your inventory. Wile it was still open you noticed a small arrow and staring at that scrolled trough your inventory. And you noticed you had your cell phone and headset as well as a book and pencil. 'Good I can use that to document all this crazy shit that has been happening'.