German cellophane "stealth" fighter

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The soldiers in the trenches rested as no enemy reconaissance planes were around. They hated those type of planes because they'd reveal their position. On all of a sudden, they heard a noise. The noise was from an engine of a plane.

"These bloody arseholes again!" Said a soldier. They tried to find the plane, but they saw nothing. "Hey mate do you see that floating object moving?" said another soldier. "Yeah- WHAT?!" freaked out another. "These shitholes are attempting to fool us, eh?" Said their officer.
They then scrambled to their battle positions, ready to fire at the plane.

But then, more appeared from the sky. The planes then suddenly strafed the soldiers in the trenches. "Fuckin' shit! Fighter aircraft! Fire!"
Shouted the officer as he got shot on the chest. The soldiers began to fire as they tried to hit it. Some heavy anti aircraft guns fired, but it was pretty hard to see the enemy. "Jerry!" called the officer to his assistant. "Yes sir?" answered Jerry.
"Get the pigeon and fly it to the RAF!"
"Ok sir!"
Jerry then brought the emergency pigeon, placed the message on its chest, and flew it.

After a couple of hours, the soldiers were getting heavy casualties because the enemy planes were hard to find. Sopwith Camels then suddenly appeared and chased the fighters, the battle was now over.

267 men died and 300 were wounded. The officer unfortunately died. These planes would soon be called "stealth" as they were very hidden and hard to find.

FACT CHECK
-"Stealth" fighters were a thing in WW1. It is because the germans were trying hard to not get their planes shot down, so they painted it with mind confusing patterns, grey for bad weather, and blue for good weather. But nevertheless, these techniques didn't work because of the sound of the engines.

 But nevertheless, these techniques didn't work because of the sound of the engines

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-That plane you see up there is one of their attempts to make a "stealth" bomber. It failed.

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