XF-85 Goblin

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The American B-36s get near the north korean base. The sound of their engines alarmed the enemy, so they called up their Mig 15s to fight them off. The North koreans then prepare their anti aircraft guns then they fired it. Black smoke appearing and exploding from the sky, this was a common sight for the pilots, except very risky because when they hit, they'd surely put a wide hole up your ass.

The B-36s then drop their bombs, destroying the enemy base. The bombers then started to go back not until some Mig 15s were chasing them. One B-36 suddenly collapses as its wings were strafed to shit. Another one crashes down, and slowly, the squadron of bombers were getting defeated. They cannot call for help because their airbase was far away.

Not until one different B-36 opened its bomb bay, and instead of a bomb dropping, a small jet went out. The jet then disconnected from the bomber and shot down one Mig quickly. Another Mig got shot down as this little but agile plane went flying around them. One Mig tried to shoot it down, but because of its small size, it outmanuvered the Mig and shot the enemy down.

The Migs then retreated because of this "small little fucker". The small jet then returned back to  its bomber. The heavy bombers returned to base, some damaged, some parts broken, while others still perfect. The pilot of the small jet, the XF-85 goblin, was ranked up.

The goblin would earn a reputation
for the americans, he was "the little death"
and for the north koreans, "little fucker."

FACT CHECK
-The Goblin is the smallest jet fighter ever, with a wingspan of 6.43 meters, and a height of 2.51 meters.
-the Goblin needs to be unloaded from a B-36 bomber.

-the Goblin needs to be unloaded from a B-36 bomber

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-top speed: 650 mph

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