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Joestte 'Josie' Taylor

Name: Josette 'Josie' Topaz Taylor

Age: 17 (in book 1) around 20 (in book 2)

D.O.B: 3rd February 1997

Star sign: Aquarius

(Sorry but she screams Aquarius)

Face Claim: Lily James

Sexuality: Lesbian

Pronouns: She/Her

Aesthetic: 90s girl, colourful, indie, tomboy

Style: Dungarees, space buns, graphic shirts. Tom boy style

Nicknames: Jose (Everyone)
Sunshine (Mike)
Wise Old Elf (Millie)
Blonde Willy Wonka (Craig)
Josters (Declan).
Mother trucker (Leo)

Family:

Craig Taylor- Twin brother

Erin- Mother

Mike Taylor- Dad

Lauren McDonald- Step sister

Millie McDonald- Step sister

Sharon Taylor- Step mum

Leo- Cousin twice removed

Zak- Cousin

Friends:

Declan Highley- Best Friend (Iconic duo)

Dani Highley

Danerys 'Danny' O'Donnell

Fran and Jake

Yas

Tiegen

Craig 2

Ewan

Mel

Enemies:

People who eat raw onions

Siobhan

Russ

Zak

Piers Morgan

Likes: MASSIVE Elvis fan, chocolate apples, anything with a rainbow on it. Music and parties, girls ofc. She's a ladies woman 😉

Dislikes: Homophobic numpties, raw onions, River dancing (it scares her), Piers Morgan.

Background: Josie grew up in Rural London (I'm assuming that's where Mike and Craig are from judging on their accents) Josie was very close to Craig as a kid, Josie sees her dad and brother as her best friends. Her mother left her and Craig as babies leaving Mike to raise them on his own. Josie often struggled with her sexuality as a teenager but Josie was very confident about coming out to her dad and brother when she was thirteen.

Personality: Funny, Kind, Outgoing, Very extroverted and has a lust for life. Josie rarely gets upset as she's too clueless to be sad

(Her words not mine 😂😂)

Love interests:
Yas (brief fling)
Hatch (Girlfriend)

Theme song- Dancing Queen, ABBA

Playlist:
Elvis
ABBA
Queen
50s and 60s music
70s, 80s pop music
90s dance music (Rave to be specific)
Quotes:

"Dad! If Craig says I'm adopted one more time I won't be very zen about it!"

"Sup Augustus gloop?"

*Talking about river dancing*

"It's like their legs aren't theirs! It's scary!"

"I'm Josie, I make jokes for no reason, cup of tea?"

"This world needs a Josie hug"

"Craig, the day you find your brain will be the day I happily headbutt Piers Morgan"

"I now declare this bridge open!"
*Cuts Declan's tape*

"Oh no Craig, you've done it again! Socks are not supposed to go in the knife and fork drawer!"

"Leo, the day you start respecting women will be the day I wear a tutu, pour cold custard down my knickers and do one hundred star jumps in front of the queen"

"I'm gay.... Sorry to disappoint you... would you like a slice of cake?"

"Declan Highley, you shall be appointed as my loyal squire your first task is to make me a cup of tea and tell me all about your life"

"Sorry Zachariah but the position for pompous git cousin has already been filled by Leo.... But I do have a space for the one asshole who pisses everyone off at the family reunion"

"Chewing onions is really gross, chewing onions I hate the most!"

"Who eats raw onions?! I mean, who are you?! The grinch?!"

"So your dad is from the spaghetti mafia then?"

Craig: She's not Craig I am!

Josie: Honestly woman you call yourself our step mother, wait, we just quoted Fred and George Weasley!

"Greetings, peasant"

(There's more but I'll be here all day 🤣🤣)