Our Guild (Male Reader X One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, and FT Harem!)

The Competition between Armors and Explosions!

The mansion had to get more and more updates of varying cultures and expansions in order to fit the new inhabitants. 

But on the other hand, with all the ladies, your life was going up up and up, and showed no signs of going down!

Right now, you were baking more strawberry cake for Erza, Kagura, and Millianna, who were just lying around painting their nails. 

(Y/N): Alright ladies, the cake's going to be done soon! 

Erza: YAY!!! 

Kagura: Hmm ... it's cute to see you excited for cake Erza. 

Erza: Oh, sorry, I get carried away sometimes. 

Millianna just hugs her and licks her cheeks. 

Millianna: That's even cuter Erzy, Nya Nya! 

Though what the ladies don't know was that a not so mysterious attacker was watching nearby, and she was ready to bomb Erza! 

Bambietta: Alright, you Bimbo in armor, I'm going to explode you so hard, that you'll have your eyeba- 

Erza: Bambietta, I know that's you. 

The Quincy girl falls out, to be revealed in a white shirt with dynamite on it, a black skirt, and wearing black nail polish. 

Bambietta: How did you know? 

Erza: Well, this isn't the first time that you've tried to attack me this week. Why do you still do it? We're on the same side now. 

The Exploding Sternritter dusts herself off and then brings out a board to explain herself. 

Bambietta: Why do you even think? I can't stand that shiny look on your armor, the fact that so many of your friends look up to you, while my friends usually pick on me, despite always having my back, and then there's the fact that you eat so much of that Strawberry cake, why do you even need that, it's kind of pointless to keep eating so many sweets when you're going to ruin your image, and you hog (Y/N) like he's a- 

Erza: A hot piece of ass. God damn it, you've been repeating this 100 times at this point. 

Kagura: I think I got this. 

She goes up to Bambietta. 

Kagura: Bambietta right? Look, this is just a phase that you're going through. You're just jealous because you discovered (Y/N) for yourself. And I know that your friends told me how you longed for a man who didn't die when you tried to have sex with him. 

Bambietta: Can you blame me? (Y/N) is a dream in bed. 

(Y/N): Well, explosions don't really hurt me. Everyone has their kinks. Look at Millianna, she sometimes retracts her claws and will run them over me. 

Millianna: Kitties always need to stretch! 

(Y/N): Precisely! Hell, look at Erza, she gets really submissive to me. Because well, she's all lovey-dovey when it comes to me. 

You then kiss her neck, and she blushes and giggles like a school girl. 

Erza: (Y/N), I love you! 

Bambietta: HA! That's hilarious. 

Erza punches Bambietta into a wall. 

Erza: I'm sorry, did you say something? 

Bambietta: Fuck you, bitch. 

Eventually ... 

All of you are lying down, and Millianna and Kagura are keeping an eye on Erza and Bambietta so they don't try and murder each other again! 

(Y/N): Great! We're all getting along here nicely! I love you girls so much! Cake? 

Girls: Of course, thank you (Y/N)! 

You then feed them, and they proceed to begin kissing and footsieing you! 

(Y/N): I feel really good about my life right now!