Zoro and Erza were in Thriller Bark, and well, due to Zoro's lack of a sense of direction, they were completely lost.
Erza: Now where are we? Zoro, did you seriously get us lost?
Zoro: NO! I know my way through this place, all we have to do is-
Erza: Face it, we are lost. I should have listened to Sanji.
Zoro: THAT PERVERTED WOMANIZING COOK KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ME!!
Erza: Well, he was definitely right about you not having any sense of direction whatsoever.
Zoro: WHATEVER!!! I'M TELLING YOU!! I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS MESS!!!!
Erza: Then prove it.
Zoro: FINE!!
And then ...
They stumble across Perona.
Perona: Well well, what do we have here? If it isn't Zoro.
Erza: (whispering) Do you know her?
Zoro: I've never seen this woman in my life.
Perona: HUH?! ZORO YOU JERK!! IT'S ME PERONA!! YOU KNOW, I WAS THERE AT MIHAWK'S CASTLE FOR 2 WHOLE YEARS!! HOW CAN YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Erza was just chuckling at her anger.
Perona: Huh? And who's the bitch supposed to be?
Erza: I'm Erza Scarlet, of Fairy Tail, and Our Society.
She shows the Guild Marks on both of her arms.
Perona: Oh, I think I've heard of you. Possibly. Well, even with your strength, my Hollow Hollow abilities can still affect you.
Erza: Well then, I'll just cut you down before you ca-
Perona: Negative Hollow!
She uses it on Erza, and while she tries resisting, Erza is pumped with more!
Erza: I'm a hopeless weakling, why did I even become an S Class Wizard. I should just die and become an oyster.
Zoro: HEY! I WON'T LET Y-
Zoro is then hit with some.
Zoro: I should never have been born!
Perona: HOROHOROHOROHOROHOROHORO! Oh, this is rich! I could do this all day!
All of a sudden ...
The wall explodes open, and right there is a Long Nose Freak!
Sogeking: HEY!!! I'M NOT ANY ORDINARY LONG-NOSE FREAK! I AM- SOGEKING!!
Zoro: Usopp, what are you doing here?
Sogeking: NO! I AM SOGEKING!! YOU KNOW ME ZORO!!
Perona: YOU AGAIN?! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! I W-
She then sends ghosts through Usopp, but-
Usopp: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!
Perona: CRAP!!! I FORGOT!!! MY POWERS DON'T WORK ON HIM!!
Usopp: YEP THAT'S RIGHT!! BECAUSE- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NEGATIVE MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Usopp (Sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates! While he claims to be the strongest man from the East Blue/Captain of the Usopp Pirates/Leader of 80,000 men, he is just a big fat liar! Despite this, he has amazing skills in sniping and Observation Haki! He uses Pop Green weaponry due to his 2-year training! Voiced by Sonny Strait!)
Usopp: NOW GET READY GHOST GIRL!! CAPTAIN USOPP IS GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU!!!
Perona: I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!!! KAMIKAZE RAP!!
She summons a giant ghost head that explodes, and well Usopp begins running for his life.
Erza: Friend of yours?
Zoro: That's Usopp. He's .... special.
Erza: He looks incredibly weak though.
Zoro: Hmph, he appears to be most of the time, but Usopp has some of the biggest hidden strengths that no one could even fathom.
Erza: Well, let's hope he's strong enough to fight someone like her. I didn't even know her negative abilities could affect me.
Back with Usopp ...
Usopp: LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Perona: LIKE HELL LONG NOSE!! I'M GOING TO GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!!
Usopp: What she doesn't know is that she's following me to her doom! I'm going to surprise her and defeat her with my ultimate trap!!
He then fires a shot with cockroaches coming out!
Perona: NOOO!! NOT COCKAROACHES! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
They crawl onto her and she begins freaking out!
Usopp: NOW HAVE SOME OF THIS!! SPECIAL ATTACK: GREEN STAR: IMPACT WOLF!!
Usopp takes out an Impact Dial, and then he puts it to her direction and-
Usopp: GOT YOU!!!
A giant green wolf comes out, and it's nose hits Perona.
Perona: Uh oh. AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!
She is flung through a bunch of hallways right into you!!
(Y/N): Oh, hi Perona! Got you!
You tie her up, and well before she can say anything-
(Y/N): Hey, Ino, can you try reading her mind?
Ino: Alright, worth a shot. MIND TRANSFER JUTSU!
Ino enters Perona's mind, and well-
Ino: AHA! Perfect!
She comes out, and then begins discussing what Moria is up to!
(Y/N): ANOTHER WHAT?! OH NO!! I think we're in for some really dip shit right n-
???: HEY!! SO WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE BUGS?!
Cana: What was that?
Shikamaru: Choji, was that your stomach?
Choji: No! I just ate!
(Y/N): Wait, could that be?
You turn and there was a giant zombie!!
Oars II (Originally known as Little Oars Jr.! He was a member of Whitebeard's fleet! However, he was killed off by Moria, and had his body used to house a powerful shadow! Has your voice actor!)
(Y/N): OARS JR.?!
Oars Jr.: WHAT?! ME?! OH YEAH!! I bet you can't do this!! RASENGAN!!
He then begins to do a technique that you can do!
(Y/N): SHIT! HE HAS MY SHADOW!!!
Shikamaru: Doesn't that mean he knows all of your techniques?
(Y/N): Yes.
Shikamaru: This night is really going to be a big drag.
BOOOM!!
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Our Guild (Male Reader X One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, and FT Harem!)
FanfictionHi, my name is (Y/N) (L/N)! And well, I'm out to form a Guild! A powerful Guild made out of the best of the best! So, what happens when I run into three other guys? A pirate, a ninja, and a shinigami? Well, I think one word is going to come out of t...