Perona and Usopp!

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Zoro and Erza were in Thriller Bark, and well, due to Zoro's lack of a sense of direction, they were completely lost. 

Erza: Now where are we? Zoro, did you seriously get us lost? 

Zoro: NO! I know my way through this place, all we have to do is- 

Erza: Face it, we are lost. I should have listened to Sanji. 

Zoro: THAT PERVERTED WOMANIZING COOK KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ME!! 

Erza: Well, he was definitely right about you not having any sense of direction whatsoever. 

Zoro: WHATEVER!!! I'M TELLING YOU!! I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS MESS!!!! 

Erza: Then prove it. 

Zoro: FINE!! 

And then ... 

They stumble across Perona. 

Perona: Well well, what do we have here? If it isn't Zoro. 

Erza: (whispering) Do you know her? 

Zoro: I've never seen this woman in my life. 

Perona: HUH?! ZORO YOU JERK!! IT'S ME PERONA!! YOU KNOW, I WAS THERE AT MIHAWK'S CASTLE FOR 2 WHOLE YEARS!! HOW CAN YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!! 

Erza was just chuckling at her anger. 

Perona: Huh? And who's the bitch supposed to be? 

Erza: I'm Erza Scarlet, of Fairy Tail, and Our Society. 

She shows the Guild Marks on both of her arms. 

Perona: Oh, I think I've heard of you. Possibly. Well, even with your strength, my Hollow Hollow abilities can still affect you. 

Erza: Well then, I'll just cut you down before you ca- 

Perona: Negative Hollow! 

She uses it on Erza, and while she tries resisting, Erza is pumped with more! 

Erza: I'm a hopeless weakling, why did I even become an S Class Wizard. I should just die and become an oyster. 

Zoro: HEY! I WON'T LET Y- 

Zoro is then hit with some. 

Zoro: I should never have been born! 

Perona: HOROHOROHOROHOROHOROHORO! Oh, this is rich! I could do this all day!

All of a sudden ... 

The wall explodes open, and right there is a Long Nose Freak! 

Sogeking: HEY!!! I'M NOT ANY ORDINARY LONG-NOSE FREAK! I AM- SOGEKING!! 

Zoro: Usopp, what are you doing here? 

Sogeking: NO! I AM SOGEKING!! YOU KNOW ME ZORO!! 

Perona: YOU AGAIN?! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! I W- 

She then sends ghosts through Usopp, but- 

Usopp: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!! 

Perona: CRAP!!! I FORGOT!!! MY POWERS DON'T WORK ON HIM!! 

Usopp: YEP THAT'S RIGHT!! BECAUSE- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NEGATIVE MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!

Usopp (Sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates! While he claims to be the strongest man from the East Blue/Captain of the Usopp Pirates/Leader of 80,000 men, he is just a big fat liar! Despite this, he has amazing skills in sniping and Observation Haki! H...

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Usopp (Sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates! While he claims to be the strongest man from the East Blue/Captain of the Usopp Pirates/Leader of 80,000 men, he is just a big fat liar! Despite this, he has amazing skills in sniping and Observation Haki! He uses Pop Green weaponry due to his 2-year training! Voiced by Sonny Strait!) 

Usopp: NOW GET READY GHOST GIRL!! CAPTAIN USOPP IS GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU!!!

Perona: I'M GOING TO ENJOY TEARING YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!!! KAMIKAZE RAP!! 

She summons a giant ghost head that explodes, and well Usopp begins running for his life. 

Erza: Friend of yours? 

Zoro: That's Usopp. He's .... special. 

Erza: He looks incredibly weak though. 

Zoro: Hmph, he appears to be most of the time, but Usopp has some of the biggest hidden strengths that no one could even fathom. 

Erza: Well, let's hope he's strong enough to fight someone like her. I didn't even know her negative abilities could affect me. 

Back with Usopp ... 

Usopp: LEAVE ME ALONE!! 

Perona: LIKE HELL LONG NOSE!! I'M GOING TO GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!! 

Usopp: What she doesn't know is that she's following me to her doom! I'm going to surprise her and defeat her with my ultimate trap!! 

He then fires a shot with cockroaches coming out! 

Perona: NOOO!! NOT COCKAROACHES! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! 

They crawl onto her and she begins freaking out! 

Usopp: NOW HAVE SOME OF THIS!! SPECIAL ATTACK: GREEN STAR: IMPACT WOLF!! 

Usopp takes out an Impact Dial, and then he puts it to her direction and- 

Usopp: GOT YOU!!! 

A giant green wolf comes out, and it's nose hits Perona. 

Perona: Uh oh. AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! 

She is flung through a bunch of hallways right into you!! 

(Y/N): Oh, hi Perona! Got you! 

You tie her up, and well before she can say anything- 

(Y/N): Hey, Ino, can you try reading her mind? 

Ino: Alright, worth a shot. MIND TRANSFER JUTSU! 

Ino enters Perona's mind, and well- 

Ino: AHA! Perfect! 

She comes out, and then begins discussing what Moria is up to! 

(Y/N): ANOTHER WHAT?! OH NO!! I think we're in for some really dip shit right n- 

???: HEY!! SO WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE BUGS?! 

Cana: What was that? 

Shikamaru: Choji, was that your stomach? 

Choji: No! I just ate! 

(Y/N): Wait, could that be? 

You turn and there was a giant zombie!! 

Oars II (Originally known as Little Oars Jr

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Oars II (Originally known as Little Oars Jr.! He was a member of Whitebeard's fleet! However, he was killed off by Moria, and had his body used to house a powerful shadow! Has your voice actor!) 

(Y/N): OARS JR.?! 

Oars Jr.: WHAT?! ME?! OH YEAH!! I bet you can't do this!! RASENGAN!! 

He then begins to do a technique that you can do! 

(Y/N): SHIT! HE HAS MY SHADOW!!! 

Shikamaru: Doesn't that mean he knows all of your techniques? 

(Y/N): Yes. 

Shikamaru: This night is really going to be a big drag. 

BOOOM!! 

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