Thes is great tea

Welcome to this life

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Uraraka to fuck gravity
Tsu to frog with a gun
Lida to to fast bitch
Shoto to fuck endevorwhore
Shinso yo sleep is for the week
Momo to mother
Jiro to lesbian for the rich
Bakugo to arf arf bitch
Kirishma to manly man
Denki to lightning guns
Sero to the stoner
Mina to dancing alien
Monomo to copy mashing
Hakugeudhr to invabitch
Ojiro to tail beast
Tokoyama to summoning demons
Koda to shy
Ayomia to gay chess
Kindo to bigger hands
Tesutesu to metal rock
Satou to sugar=muclus
Shouji to thats what the mask is
Deku has banned trash
Mei to investors go boom
Mirio to my middle school twin
Tamaki to shy emo
Nejire to beauty queen
Aizawa to dadzawa
Mic to papamic
Midnight to a mother fucker
Nezu to sadist god
Inko to the 'mother'
All might to all alful
Mitsuki to Pomeranian mom
Masou to The nice dad
Dabi to burt flesh
Fuyumi to the nice snow flaki
Natsuo to coffee worker
Rei to spell the tea
Hawks to cambiums
Shigaraki to crusty musty
Toga to blood kink
Kolaguri to nanaguri
Deku to villain attractor

Villain attractor: dose anyone remember how we first met and introduced ourselves

Fuck endeverwhore: no I remember something else when the both of us hung out

Villain attractor: which one

Fuck endever whore: uhh the one when you 'accidentally' spilled something on endever

Villain attractor: yeah that one

Fuck endever ehore: yeah he was like " Oi brat watch where your going" and wheee like " sorry I'm not a brat I'm a fucken chinchilla" before used the wall jump up punch him in the face and was like " I glide bitch"

Villain attractor: that was great time right I put something back in hell

Fuck endever whore: oh yeah and then endeverwhore just called the police on you causing you to be running from the police which was Whty u weren't at school for a month

Villain attractor: idk how they still haven't caught

Fuck endever whore: ..... that was a couple months ago how

Villain attractor: idk but uhh I think one of the policemen saw me and now on the run by sho

Fuck endeverwhore:bye zu don't get caught

            Villain attractor has went offline

Fuck endeverwhore: he really said you wanna see some real speed zooom bitch

villan actuator went online

Villain tractor changed fuck endeverwhore to speed dial house remolding

Villain attractor: there also after u

Villain attractor went offline

spee mail house remolding went ofline

The 'mother': nope not dealing with this I don't even want to know what you two did... anyone have wine

A mother fucker:inko I'll join you

The 'mother': meet me here darling *************

A mother fucker: okay see you soon sexy mother

Villain attractor went online

Villain attractor:you better not fuck my mom

A mother fucker: no promises