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Oh someones knocking on the door mister Zhongli!

Oh i'm really sorry lady Ningguang i suppose it's sir Kaeya.
He told me about that he wants to write down some contracts and doesn't know how.

Well then we're done for today i have to go check my dear bride Beidou anyways. Have a nice day!

Thank you Ningguang.

No problem sweetheart!

*Ningguang opens the door *
Oh isn't it the cavarly captain Kaeya.

Oh lady Ningguang you're lookin very extra today.
*kisses hand*

Oh. Im flattered!
Well i need to take my leave now have nice contract writing!

....

Uh ...so? Mister Kaeya are you planning on entering the house? Or should we go for a dinner?

OH, no no no you're house looks like a pretty great place!
And i don't like many people around me. But i have nothing against grown elegant man! ~

*Zhongli flutters*

Uh.. Oh well thank you i guess.

No problem Zhongli!

Zhongli? Oh i see! Well what contract you have problem with?

Do you drink wine? ~
Or what kind i don't know what old people like. ~

Isn't that a bit rude captain?

It wasnt supposed to sound like that.
Well the question is do you drink?

I don't, i have kids.

Oh come on. It's just kids please let me pour you some.

But i really should not.

Just one glass old man~.

Fine, but only one.

*Kaeya pours full glass for Zhongli*

That isn't how i imagine one smoll glass.

It is smoll for a dominant man.
*giggles*

Ugh.

*Zhongli drinks all the wine in one sip*

Oh finally you went lil off.
*pours full glass again*

I said one!

Oh you old people are so sensitive. ~

*drinks full glass again*

*kaeya takes a sip*

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One hour later
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(Drunk zhongli)

Captain hehe youre so charmant*ugh*.

That was so easy.

Kaeya goes closer to Zhongli and kisses him deeply.

Why don't we move to your bed?

Sure thing captain!

Kaeya pushes Zhongli on the bed.

I wanna see your body ~

Sshould i strip for you captain?

I will do it myself dear Zhongli~

*kaeya starts taking off zhonglis clothes while biting his lip*

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