kaezhong

such a cutie

After Kaeya said that he left the room and went to the kitchen, he started looking at Zhongli's things.
Mmm... He's rich and does contracts but doesn't know how to spend money at all.
Kaeya starts going trough all Zhonglis drawers and cases.
Oh he has sex toys? Well, Diluc has over 10 Zhongli has only 1.
After 4  hours of going trough zhonglis house kaeya heard the floor crack.
What was that?
He heard footsteps. Its probably Zhongli.
Oh it is Mr. Zhongli.
Hey k...kaeya? Youre kaeya arent you? I'm sorry.
Wait what happened?
Kaeya smiled and looked into zhonglis eyes.
Im a future dad thats what happened.
What do you mean by that?
It means that i fucked the soul out of you~
WHAT I- I- CANT GET PREGNANT!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I CANT GET ANOTHER CHILD ALSO I WAS ONLY A PARENT THAT ADOPTED WHAT AM I GONNA DOO?

Oh oh. Well arent you dumb mr.zhongli or should i say babe?

THIS IS SERIOUS KAEYA!

What happened to daddy kaeya huh?
Well babe you know mm.. That males cant get pregnant.

Is that true?

It is babe.

Stop calling me babe captain we are nothing to eachother it was still a one shot nothing more.

Oh babe. No no no, were meant to be and i will prove that to you. You should have seen you yesterday night.
So cute babe~

Stop it means nothing to me and you.
I don't even remember it. It's nothing.

Don't be so mean babe.
Of course it means something to me.
And if it doesnt mean anything to you some more spent nights together will make you think about other things~

No, no more nights with such an idi-
Please, take your leave captain.

And no kiss for me? If i wouldnt tell you, you would have thought youre pregnant. Not fair at all.

Leave this house, right now!

Kaeya came closer to zhongli and putted his hands on zhonglis ass.
Pulled him close and gave him a big kiss.
Zhongli was trying to end it but kaeya was pulling him too close. Zhongli ended up submissing himself to kaeya.

Are you sure it was the wine that got you so drunk babe? Youre such a good boy now~
Don't ever try to say no to me.
Or it will end up badly for you. ~

Whatever, you can stay but i have work to do and Diluc wants to do contracts he said he will be here in a minute.

Oh so diluc ? Why should i care? Huh?

Kaeya pushed zhongli on the table and started kissing him touching his body.
He moves his hand on zhonglis chest under his clothes.
And passionatly kept on kissing him.

Without hearing any footsteps the door opened and there was standing shocked Diluc with Childe.

Zhongli looked at the door.
No no its not how you guys think it is childe..

Well zhongli we see you had a good night with my brother.

Its not that its not he did that to me!

Oh babe dont be such a meanie treat our good friends right and serve us some food theyre hungry for sure!

Dont call me babe, im not and im not your maid.

Oh come on babe~

Kaeya smashed Zhonglis ass.
Zhongli jumped a little and all embarassed went for food to the kitchen.

Well kaeya we see you did it too well.

Thanks kaeya now zhongli will stop thinking about childe it was all so fast.

No worry i plan on fucking this man until he 100% agrees.

Youre so naughty kaeya, like my great uncle from shnezhnaya.

Childe stop, your stories are boring.

No theyre not!

Oh they are. Theyre boring all in shnezhnaya.

I never saw someone like you Diluc.
Bein jealous over a person okay.
But for a home town.
Tartaglia started to giggle.

Diluc got offended.
But childe kissed his cheek.
So Diluc got all All Right.

Meanwhile Zhongli came back with breakfast for everyone.
He tried to sit far from kaeya but kaeya pulled him on his lap.
Zhongli got shocked and fastly moved to the chair next to kaeya.

Kaeya giggled and said.
Youre makin such a great house-wife im sure our kids will appreciate a mom like you.

Im their dad kae-

Mom.

Zhongli gagged and stopped talkin.

Good .

Childe looked at diluc.
Diluc was enjoyin his breakfast so he started talking about the contract.

Zhongli started freely talking to tartaglia about it.
Kaeya got jealous so he started touching zhonglis thigh under the table.
It was suddenly harder for zhongli to speak. He was trying to be quiet while kaeya started to touch his crouch.

Tartaglia waved infront of zhonglis face are you okay?

Diluc looked at zhongli all lookin nervous and red.

Is something wrong mr. Zhongli?

Kaeya went under zhonglis pants meanwhile talking with tartaglia and diluc about it. Zhongli was just quietly listening trying to be quiet.

Zhongli suddenly said he needs to use the toilet. He quickly standed and ran to the bathroom.

Kaeya looked kinda mad.

Well guess we have to leave anyways kaeya thank you for help with the contract.

And of course with mr. Zhongli
Whispered diluc with jealousy.

Tartaglia and diluc took their leave. Kaeya said his bye to them and closed the door.
He was all mad that zhongli left.

I will let him see whos the mister here!

He went from the door and took his turn to the bathroom where zhongli left....