the village's king/god [] king/god tommy au [] platonic deoinnit

3 - keeper, prince,king and god (protective kristin)

||no one's pov||

tommy went to see mumza and the bay trying to beat the sh1t out of dream and tubbo, ranboo, michael, wilbur, techno and philza watching them but philza trying to hard not to make mumza beat the sh1t out of dream

"HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT THE HELL?!?!" tommy yelled making them stare at him 

"TOMMY?!" all but the bay, mumza and michael

"STOP THAT I AINT GANNA DIG A GRAVE BY DREAM LOSING A CANON LIVE" tommy said pissed off

"sorry my king~" the bay said bowing down

"BJHF$#WSDF&^TGLJBKGHFDER&^TUUKHNGV STOP THE FORMAL STUFF" tommy yelled while blushing of embarrassment making the bay laugh

"king?" all but the bay, mumza and michael said

michael walked up to tommy and said "gold" in pigman language

getting tommy attention "do you want gold?" tommy asked (pigman language) getting everyones attention cuz they didnt know tommy could talk in pigman language (all but the bay and mumza)

michael nodded, tommy had a pure gold crown with ruby's on it and gave it to michael

michael put the crown on and quoted ranboo "if the crown fits wear it" making tommy laugh because ranboo quoted that to him, making the others confused on why he was laughing 

ranboo couldnt understand pigman language so he didnt know what michael said so he asked tommy "what did he say??" and then tommy quoted "if the crown fits-" michael finished it by saying "wear it" in pigman language making ranboo smile of proudness 

"wait.. tommy how are you out of exile?-" tubbo asked making tommy choke "aha- ahaha-" they all stared at tommy "theseus... who exiled you?" mumza asked making the bay and tommy get shivers down his spine "mumza you aint killing tubbo." tommy said in a very serious tone sending some of the chills down their spines

"ok, my chid chill" mumza said "yay tommy saved me from being murdered" dream said in a happy tone walked over to tommy and hugged him

"shut up obsessed stalker and get off me" tommy replied "and tubbo said i was clingy" tommy said with a frown

"please get you hands of my son" mumza said in a protective tone

"SON?!" the sbi but tommy yelled "mhmm." mumza said 

"kristin i didnt know you had a son?!" phil said 

"who are you?" ranboo and tubbo asked, mumza smirked "i. am. death. itself. also you can call me lady death, death, kristin, or mumza tommy gave me that nickname" 

"im tommy's biological mom (in this au)" mumza said leaving the others shocked 

"do you mind if i steal your kid ma'am?" dream said still hugging tommy 

"NO. NO. NO. NO" tommy said "NO YOU CANT" mumza yelled looking like she's ready to attack dream 

"awww ok" dream frowned "anyways my son is tommy also called theseus he is the god of war, peace, sea, destruction and the nether and more" mumza smiled 

"HUH?!" all of them said (all but tommy, the bay and mumza, michael)  

"the only people that knew where mumza, the business bay and michael" tommy responded 

"michael knew?" ranboo asked "ofc he was in the nether all of the mobs in the nether know who their keeper,prince,king, god are" tommy replied "just how you are the prince of the end ranboo" tommy said (lmao i got the "keeper" from a book also called "nethers child" 

"oh what turn of events" dream said "can you please stop hugging me dream." tommy replied "nope" dream replied with a happy face making tommy sigh 

"wait im the prince of the end???" ranboo said confused "ofc you dont remember i met you when we where 4 b1t[H and at that time we became keepers " tommy said 

"oh- no wonder" ranboo said "anyways i need to take care of clementine and shroud bye" tommy said before teleporting away 

"awwww i wanted to hang out with him more" dream said before getting a punch from mumza "please stop" mumza smiled but with a mad face 

"anyways why are the famous business bay here" techno asked "their the business bay??" tubbo asked (btw in this au they dont know who the leader of the business bay is) 

"ive been meaning to ask, who's your leader?" techno asked making the business bay smirk 

"its the one and only tommyinnit" the business bay said proudly 

"really? that good for nothing child?" wilbur said (wilbur cares for tommy but just doesnt show it) "first hes not good for nothing and second he killed a some gods than us so he deserves it" business bay said 

"im starting to love him more" dream said with an obsessed look (its not a ship people.) 

"omfg, i cant believe tommy didnt make me kill you" mumza looked at him with hate 

"by the way ranboo you'll get your memories back when you become king or god of the end" mumza looked at ranboo "really?? but all the end portals are closed off and stuff" ranboo frowned "yup" dream chucked 

"then get help from tommy or them" she points at the bay "or...." she paused "dream XD" she smiled "you know him??" dream looked at mumza "ofc" mumza said then.. 

"you called?" dream XD asked "omg moron" she hit his head "isnt that the person who broke the end portal frames?" techno asked "yup" philza replied 

"hello philza minecraft, hello technoblade" dream XD greeted them "hello XD" phil and techno said 

"can i go to the end?" ranboo asked XD "sure why not?" dream XD pointed at ranboo the he disappeared "there" dream XD looked at mumza "bye now" he disappeared 

"bye im going to find tommy now" dream ran "WTF. NO YOU DONT" mumza said running after him 

"this was a weird day" techno said "i agree mate" phil replied "i still cant believe she's tommys biological mom" phil said "who was she?" tubbo asked "didnt you hear? she's the god of death" wilbur said "i met her when i died so she cant be lying, well i got to go now" wilbur left 

"by the way what gods are you?" tubbo asked the bay 

"god of time" deo said 

"god of chaos" bitzel said 

"god of magic" luke said 

"that sound powerful" tubbo said "we gotta go now bye, but before that.." deo stopped 

"dream is the keeper of the overworld.." they said before disappearing 

"dream is the keeper of the overworld?" tubbo asked "it must be important" techno said 

"im going to stop mumza from commiting murder now bye" phil flew away 

"i need to farm potatoes" techno enderpearled out 

"keeper of the overworld?... what does it mean?" tubbo asked himself.. 

thats all to be continued :]

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