Helluva Boss: The Kid

Murder Family

A few weeks later, Y/N was sat on a table watching Millie train Moxxie to shoot at a picture of a family that Loona was holding.

"Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" Millie said and Y/N nodded in concern

"Wow. I feel soooo loved here." Loona said sarcastically, making Y/N look over in confusion

"Why are we shooting a picture again?" he asked.

"Just practicing, sweetie." Millie said, giving Y/N a kiss on the forehead.

"But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" Moxxie asked, making Y/N cough in response.

"Didn't you come to kill my dad when I first met you?" he asked in nervousness, making Millie pet his head.

"yeah we did, but don't worry sweetie. You weren't a target." she replied.

"Thanks mom...." Y/N replied in unease

"Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. That's understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?" Moxxie asked in bewilderment, making Loona sit up and look at the photo.

"Hey! You don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy... This guy definitely watches." she shouted, making Y/N tilt his head

"Watches what?" he asked curiously.

"Best you don't know." Millie said, picking him up in her arms before turning to Moxxie. "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target." Moxxie took aim again as Millie set Y/N back down on the table.

"I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all." he said before the door slammed open, causing Moxxie to misfire.

"Guys! I want you to meet—" Blitzo said before being interrupted by the arrow ricocheting around the room, almost hitting Y/N. It soon hit a fish tank, causing it to wobble, and bounced around the room more before Blitzo caught it.

"...our newest client!" Blitzo finished before the tank fell over. The electric eels inside sparked and caused a massive fire in the room, scaring Y/N and causing him to cling to Millie tightly.

"Dammit, Moxxie! I just BOUGHT those eels!" Blitzo shouted in fury. A few hours later, the fire department had just finished clearing up the blaze and were carrying away the now dead eels. Y/N was sat on the curb eating from a packet of chips that Millie had got him to calm him down

"Byyyyye! And don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freeeeeeee!" Blitzo said to the client as her taxi sped off

"When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asked and Blitzo turned to him

"When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!" Blitzo yelled at him before shoving him away. "Now someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

"You mean... our only ticket to the other side? Yeah. Got it." Loona replied, pulling out the book from behind her. Y/N stood up from the curb, still holding his packet of chips.

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. You get a tweat now!" Blitzo said in baby talk, disturbing Y/N.

"Ew. Stop." both he and Loona said at the same time. Blitzo threw the treat into the air, caught it like a frog and ate it.

"You're SO gross!" Y/N and Loona said at the same time.

"Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist." Blitzo said as Millie drew a pentagram on the wall with chalk, opening a portal. "Now, let's go lick some ass!"