Helluva Boss: The Kid

Pilot

In the I.M.P office, the group were sat in a meeting. Y/N was sitting on the table while the others were in the chairs

"Alright, now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie." Blitzo said, causing Moxxie to give him a "What the hell" look and Y/N to tilt his head in confusion.

"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Blitzo asked and Millie perked up

"What about a car wash?" she asked eagerly

"Hell has cars?" Y/N asked in curiosity and Millie giggled.

"Of course they do, hun." she said as she ruffled his hair

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?" Blitzo said with a deadpan look on his face, before he also perked up. "Ooh, what about a billboard?" he suggested

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said seriously.

"Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Blitzo said sarcastically before pushing him away. 

"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" he added on, turning on the TV. It showed the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo was whacking a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie was blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona was swinging a man back and forth in her mouth, Y/N was shown jumping onto someone's shoulders and slicing their head off with two large blades in a scissor like fashion, and Millie decapitated someone with a harpoon and laughed. The group was watching it happily, all while eating popcorn.

"Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said with a smile.

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches." Moxie piped up, causing Y/N's eyes to widen.

"Three hours?" he asked in shock and Moxxie nodded.

"Yup, three hours." he replied.

"Uh, hey, excuse me. What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Bitzo asked in response.

"People love musicals, sir." Millie agreed and Y/N nodded too

"Yeah, I like musicals too. A lot better than those ads where you see people go on this weird journey just for some body spray that they can get down the road." he added on.

"Yeah see Moxxie? Even the kid likes musicals!" Blitzo said, patting Y/N's head roughly.

"Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did? 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." he asked, being dramatic

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, dad?" Y/N asked as he continued eating some of the popcorn.

"I-- What?" Moxxie asked in curiosity at his adopted son's question

"I thought I knew you." Millie said as she playfully stuck her tongue out at Moxxie, who rolled his eyes affectionately. Y/N decided to look out the window as the argument rolled on and on. Soon the TV showed the I.M.P commercial and Y/N quickly looked over to it. It showed Blitzo in a dark room