Chapter Four.

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Sorry haven't updated in ages, not the best at this. Okay...

And for someone who is reading this, don't kill me ... But #ZAX!

All four of us stood there staring at each other, I certainly wasn't scared of the Sheriff but I didn't exactly feel like getting hung today. The Sheriff took a step forward so that his chest was almost on mine. I beilive it is what he thought was an intimidating gesture but considering he was so short and only came up to my chin I found it very hard to be scared of him.

"Like your cousin just said I am the Sheriff of Nottingham, you do not speek to me in such a way!" Just did. I was going to say it out loud however Marion shot me a 'don't you dare' look. My attention turned to Guy as he spoke.

"Mi Lord do you want me to take her to the dungeon? " bit harsh? I mean I knew he didn't like me but still. I took this as my last possible chance to piss him off and went for it...

"Oh I bet you'd like that. Me, you in a dungeon! " I winked seductively and saw him gulp massively while exhaling deeply.

"No I think you would be the only one loving that." Wow. Great save. That was convincing. Not. I scoffed.

"Oh please. I wouldn't sleep with you if my life depended on it." I looked him up and down and chuckled "it would probably take a year just to peel off all that leather!"

I saw Marion put her hand to her mouth to cover her laugh while the Sheriff just let his out.

"You know what I'm starting to like you." Oh great that wasn't ment to happen. I don't want him to like me. Well done Kacie. Well done. Well at least I'm not getting hung... right now!

"Well." Marion intervened, like she thorght I was going to ruin my chance. Geez no faith in me whatever. "We best be getting back to my father."

"Of course" the Sheriff moved out of the way for as to walk past. However as I walked past Guy who hadn't moved, which Marion simply went round. Ha not going to happen. I bumped shoulders with him as I walked straight forward mumberling,

"Asshole" as I did for only him to hear. I heard him growl. What is he a dog? And heard the Sheriff laugh and walk off. As I turned the corner at the end I turned back to see him still staring at me. Creep. So I stuck my two fingers up and watched him jaw drop. I then done a sweet smile, waved and skipped off to Max.

We were riding back to Knighting Hall, I didn't even realised we had passed it. I was just in my own bubble. Whenever I was riding Max it just felt right. I felt complete. To me it was the most pleasurable thing on Earth. I suddenly noticed my surroundings.

"Marion, where are we going?"

"I thought we could detour through the forest." She said innocent but I knew her motives. Two can play at that game.

"Oh but Marion" I said in a pathetically girly voice. "What if we get robbed by outlaws." Marion laughed and we kept riding. When we were about ten minutes from camp we got 'surrounded' by three outlaws. Great.

"Excuse me Lady's. Can we have some money? We promise to give it to the poor." He said mockingly. Well. This will be fun. I saw Robin and the gang out of the corner of my eye up behind some trees on the hill. I caught Robin's eye and shook my head. He understood, these were mine!

"Oh thank god. At least we got stopped by Robin Hood instead of some murderous outlaws!" I put a hand to my head.

"That's right." The outlaw grinned. "Now just give us your jewels." I slid off my horse and walked over so that I could smell his rancid breath on my face. Ewe!

"You know" I whispered seductively in his ear. "Some people say that Robin Hood his charming, kind, " he watched my finger tracing patterns in his chest and looked up to my face as I bit my lip "sexy. "

His face was amazing. I was pretty sure he was drooling. Ha. Men so easy. I looked up to see the gang staring wide eyed. I then couldn't control it anymore. I burst out laughing. The forest was silent apart from my laughter and I could see Marion trying to control herself as well. "You should have seen your face! " okay breath. You need to breath. Everyone's staring.

"B b buu-" he stuttered.

"Oh give me a brake!" And with that I kneed him in the groin and sent him to the floor in pain just like I did Allan. Man I love doing that.

I turned to see his one of his goons charging at me.

"You want to take this one?" I asked Marion. She shrugged.

"I think your doing rather well." I turned back. Here we go. Just as he was inches away I stepped to the side and he fell forward and landed on a rock. Knocking him out? Seriously?

"Okay wait." I said to the second goon who was about to charge at me. "Can we take a second to appreciate how epic that was? I mean seriously. Well not for him I mean. Well that suck for him but come on. That was amazing. " I saw the last goon charge at me but pretended to be oblivious.

"Kacie! " Marion shouted panicked.

"Did you not see that?" I carried on. "That was so-" He raised he sword behind me while still thinking I was oblivious. I'm not stupid! As he brought the sword down I heard Marion and the gang all scream a mixture of no's and Kacies ahhhh that's sweet. I spun out of the way. Twisting his arm behind his back and bringing the sword up to his neck while he screamed in agony. "I can't be the only one that thorght that rock was amazing!" I continued with my previous conversation. With that I hit him on the head with the edge of the sword and he went down unconscious.

I saw the gang running down the hill towards us I laughed.

"Worried were we?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Well yeah. What would happen to my reputation if people found out a girl got murdered in my forest?"Robin said and I stuck out my tounge.

"Do you have to do that to everyone man you meet?" Allan said liking at the man still groining in pain. I wish. I shrugged.

"Only the ones that piss me off!" I walked past them to start heading to camp. "I haven't done it to Will yet!" Why? Why did I say that? Why bring Will's groin into it? Idiot. Just don't blush or do anything stupid. Just keep walking ahead. Get to camp then change the conversation. Why to go. Idiot!

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