Mephone awoke to the bright sun, he sat up and wondered why he was lying on the ground, then he saw the Pillow. Oh right, the lightbulb wanted him to sleep next to them... wait-
"Kid?" They weren't on the pillow anymore, he stood on his feet and looked around, they couldn't be far, it can't even walk! He walked around and checked his shack.
"Kid are you on here?" He asked, no response, he can't believe he's saying this but he wish it would cry now just so he can find it.
Suddenly he heard giggling, he walked of the shack and looked behind, there they saw the lightbulb pulling at some grass.
He was relieved, the child turned to him making a babbling noise and began to crawl to him. Mephone's eyes widen. "Oh wow, your already crawling, your getting smarter aren't you?" He felt them tug at his legs.
"Bababa!"
The phone tilted his head. "Uh, what was that?" The tot laid on their back wiggling their arms. "Baba! Bah!" They babbled, Mephone rubbed his chin and took out the baby book.
Fun baby fact #7: Baby babbling means that they are ready to learn words.
Mephone hummed to himself, learning words, should be easy. The Phone picked the giggling lightbulb upside down and took them to their pillow, he sat down.
"Okay, uh, Lightbulb, can you say Mephone?" Lightbulb drooled a little. "Ba ba!" "Not even close, come on, Me-phone." They didn't listen and just started gnawing on fist.
He eyebrows knitted and had another look at the book, he saw a little sentence under it.
WARNING: These baby facts are not always accurate, your baby just may be stupid and/or may need to be older then a literal day old.
Mephone groaned, of course it wasn't that easy, he had to wait for them to be ready, Lightbulb suddenly feel on the ground bruising their head... Maybe his kid is just stupid.
The light wailed. Mephone picked them up shushing them. "Hey come on, it isn't that bad y'know." It didn't stop them but they did cling tightly.
Mephone ended up spawning in a bandaid and popping it on the tot's head, it didn't cure them but they did feel the false sense of relief.
Mephone rocked the little one as they fed them their milk. 'You know, I just realised... I have no idea if their a boy or a girl.' He picked up his book and skimmed through the pages.
Fun baby fact #29: A way to tell a baby's gender, is to see the eye colour,
Girls have pure black, while boys a slightly lighter black.
That doesn't make any sense, but he looked at their eye, they did look pure black so Lightbulb was a girl then. He patted her back, ended up making her give out a little squeak.
After a bit, Lightbulb was tuckered out and fell asleep on her bed, Mephone got up and went into the shack. 'I still need to make some more if I wanna get this show up and going.'
He loaded up the MeLife app and took the glass cup and the piece of paper.
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Inanimate Insanity: The Making of
HumorEver since Mephone4 left Meeple, he wanted to make his own game show with an interesting cast of characters! Only problem was that no one wanted to join, so Mephone decided to make his own...
