Poosh and Murphy

There once was a cow named Murphy. One day Murphy realized his life wasn't all that interesting so he tried to jump over the fence to escape, he tried and tried again running into the fence each time. On his last attempt he knocked the fence completely down. He was so surprised he didn't know what to do until he saw the farmer Mr. Snork running after him, Murphy started running as fast as his fat legs could carry him out and over the fence, once he got to the road he didn't know which direction to go in but he chose to go left, maybe it was right but he's a cow so he didn't know which way it was. Once he started walking away he saw a beautiful lady Bulldog and he immediately fell in love. The lady Bulldogs name was Poosh. Poosh and Murphy went on a long romantic walk and ate grass as they went. Poor Poosh forgot that if dogs ate grass they would puke. But oh well. Poosh didn't care because she loved Murphy too much, so they just kept walking and eating grass. The first time Poosh puked Murphy looked at her in horror but then he remembered the only reason she was eating grass was for him so he got used to it immedietaly. Once Poosh stopped puking they continued their walk but this time they didn't eat as much grass as the first time. Once they got to Poosh's farm Murphy didn't know if he should stay or not so he just started walking away but thankfully Poosh immedietaly stopped him and she invited him to stay the night. The next norning Poosh couldn't be seperated from her true love so Murphy and Poosh decided to get married. Poosh and Murphy had three little Pittcows. The oldest Pittcow was a girl and she mostly looked like Poosh so they named her Polly. The middle Pittcow was a boy and he mostly looked like Murphy so his name was Marvin. The third and the youngest Pittcow was also a boy and he was a mixture between Poosh and Murphy so they named him Moosh. Now after a few years of a healthy marriage and three healthy children Murphy was beginning to get fat. One day Murphy was just walking around and he heard a yelp. This yelp sounded like Poosh! Once he backed away searching for Poosh he saw her crumpled up in a ball on the floor where he was just standing! Poosh was obviously in pain but Murphy didn't know where but he figured out soon enough because once Poosh tried to get up she couldn't because her leg was limp and bruised and swollen. Murphy realized what he had done and he felt so ashamed. Poosh looked up at him with pleading eyes and he realized he would have to go get a doctor. Once Murphy started walking in search for a doctor he finally found one a day after he had left his house. Once he got to the doctors house he ran in and he was crying and the doctor whose name was Mr. Howe told him to calm down and tell him what happened. Murphy told the doctor he had stepped on his wife's foot but the doctor wasn't scared at all. Once Murphy finished his story Mr. Howe told him to go home and just wrap her leg up in rags and hope for the best. On Murphy's way home he began to get really hungry but he kept on going because the momory's of Poosh were stuck in his head so she kept him going. After two days he finally saw his house and he ran as fast as he could. Once he got into his house he had to sit down before he could tell Poosh what to do with her leg. Once Poosh's leg was all wrapped up Murphy finally felt better. Ten years later Poosh and Murphy died of old age together and their last words were "I couldn't have asked for a better life." Polly grew up and got married to a horse and Polly grew up to be a house wife, and she had one beautiful daughter named Cristy. Marvin grew up and he lived by himself and he worked on a farm for Mr. Snork his dad's old farmer. Moosh grew up and worked as a showing Pittcow. He was the first ever know Pittcow the judges had ever know of. - The End.