tokyo revengers one-shots & headcannons

going to a haunted house w/ them

characters: hanemiya kazutora, hanma shuji, ryuguji "draken" ken, baji keisuke, matsuno chifuyu, kawata "angry" souya, kawata "smiley" nahoya, mitsuya takashi, sendou "akkun" atsushi, yamagishi kazushi

— hanemiya kazutora

listen, he's gonna act like he's okay and unfazed while y'all are standing in line, but once you're inside? HAH! you try to grab onto him but he pushes you off, shoving you in front of him instead. he uses you as a shield bro, he's not one for getting scared this intimately. y'all walked into a pitch black room and had to try to find the way out, but you couldn't look because as soon as kazutora heard metal clanking near his ear he was pushing you forward. he rammed you right into a wall, like i'm talking squished into the wall because he didn't understand there was a wall there. when you make it out of the house, he'll tell you it wasn't a big deal 🧍

— hanma shuji

he's the type to try to scare the actors instead of the other way around, and it works every time. it makes you both bigger targets because all the actors are irritated with hanma, so let's say you're less than pleased. he found out where one of the actors was hiding, so he waited until they went back into their hiding place and then popped up, screaming in their face. he was backed into a wall and screamed at not to do that again, but he just laughed in their faces like usual. you would've ditched him if you weren't scared to walk through by yourself 😒

— ryuguji "draken" ken

omg pls watch him, his first instinct is to punch. you'll think everything is fine because draken is always calm and collected, but all it takes is one jumpscare to get kicked out. he'll hold your hand and act disinterested in the fog machines and flashing lights, but he's on edge. he won't scream unless they catch him off guard (very rare), then he'll yell profanities in the actor's face. oh god and if mikey is there, you were destined from the beginning to get kicked out.

— baji keisuke

he will actually scream. he's another one who would throw punches, but this boy is so jumpy. he's also a runner, so he'll either leave your ass behind, grab your hand and book it, or pick you up and make a break for it. like fr, he's a runner he's a track star 🏃 if he's not running, he's holding onto your shoulders. he's very observant so while he's forcing you to lead the way, he's observing from behind, scanning each and every wall for a potential scare. once y'all make it out and baji catches his breath, he turns to you with a grin and says "let's bring chifuyu next time!" as if he wasn't scared shitless the entire time 😐

— matsuno chifuyu

he promises he'll protect you from the actors, but when the first one popped up you both jumped into each other's arms. chifuyu tries to be brave for you so he'll walk in front, holding your hand and leading you through the attraction, but he's so paranoid. he's another one that will scream, but he won't throw punches...not unless you really get him. don't be fooled though, the first clown he sees he's gonna freeze up and you'll have to push him out of the room. he can be brave with you, but if you guys invited baji— lol. you go to jump into his arms when you get jumpscared but he's not by your side anymore. he's in baji's arms. and they're both hiding behind you.

— kawata "angry" souya

the actors tend not to try to scare him since his expression isn't exactly one of fear,,, but as soon as one actor pops up in his face, souya is hiding behind you with a shriek. you're nervous that he might cry, but it's not concern for souya necessarily, it's for what will happen to the actors once he sheds the tears. for the duration of the attraction, you let him wrap his arms around your waist as you also resign to gripping onto his shoulders. you're the jumpy couple the actors target 🧍

— kawata "smiley" nahoya

pushes you in front of all the actors and enjoys every second of your screams. nahoya isn't scared of the haunted attraction, but he knows you are, which is what makes this so fun! he holds onto your shoulders from behind and pushes you in the direction of the actors, laughing at each of your shrill screams. he was having so much fun listening to you lose your shit that he didn't even notice the actor following close behind. when the actor bangs on the wall next to nahoya's head, he actually jumps and lets out a scream, causing you to scream too. you can't help but laugh at his karma, though.

— mitsuya takashi

this man is just straight up not scared 🧍he walks through like it's a stroll in the park; actors screaming in his face and he has no reaction. he holds your hand the entire time, leading you through. he knows you're scared shitless, and although he can't understand what's so scary about it, he squeezes your hand reassuringly and chuckles at your screams. this is in the parking lot of a grocery store, how scary can it be? he scoffs in the actors faces when he remembers this, but all chuckles run silent when he encounters dolls.

— sendou "akkun" atsushi

listen, he didn't want to go in the first place. YOU did. he went because you forced him gave him the puppy dog eyes and he just couldn't say no. god, does he hate every minute of it tho. he's not the most jumpy person but he tenses up a lot. he'll tighten his grip on your hand whenever there's a jumpscare, you're pretty sure you're about to lose your hand. the only thing that crosses a line for akkun is when they snarl or growl in his ear; mans will straight up take off running, forget he's in a haunted house, and just run straight into a wall. he made you promise not to tell anyone, but the giant bump on his forehead is enough to tell the whole story.

— yamagishi kazushi

seriously, why would you bring yamagishi to a haunted attraction? he's your problem to deal with now. he's hella scared; not only that but it only took one jumpscare for him to fart into submission. this man farts when he's scared/nervous. will i ever let this go? no, i will not. he is so jumpy, but he's the type to hide in your back and scream, which just attracts more attention to you both. when you both make it out, he makes you promise not to tell makoto that he almost pissed himself.