✔️ The Long Haul- Trixie Mattel X Katya Zamolodchikova

Shes Bad News

Today would have been a both nerve-wracking and anticipation filled day for most but, Katya was- let's just say- not to excited for her first day at her new high school.

"IM NOT GOING TO SOME STUPID AMERICAN SCHOOL, FILLED WITH IDIOTIC, FAT AMERICANS!" She screamed at her mama, slamming her bedroom door in frustration. Yeah. She was definitely not excited at all. Katya had had a quiet first week in the states, she talked to Trixie a lot and it was actually pretty nice. However, today- the day she dreaded the most out of all days in her entire existence- was here. Katya didn't really hate 'school', in fact, back home, the blonde was on her way to being valedictorian. in America however, Katya hated school. School in America would be filled with all sorts of new challenges and Katya knew the rules would be %10000 times worse.

"Yes you are Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova!" Katya's mama yelled back through the door. "ты будешь слушать свою мама катю!" That was the first time Katya's mama had even dared to use Russian since the family moved in, but she only did because her daughter knew that she meant business. Katya very quickly realized that she was not getting out of this, but that didn't mean she was going to kick the attitude just yet.

Stomping over to her closet, she ripped out a pair of fishnets along with her favourite band-tee from 'LOBODA' and a pair of acid washed short shorts. Her mama hated when she wore revealing clothing, but today- with the mood she was in- just about nothing could stop her. Getting dressed purposely sluggishly, Katya's brain paced over all of the horrible things that could possibly happen on her first day. None of them ended well and none of them ended with her family going back home.

The only possible light in this horrible country, was the bright eyed doll that had graced Katya with her presence only once. The pair hadn't talked yet, but it was safe to say that both had successfully stalked the others Instagram to the extreme. Katya even woke up to the other blonde having liked every single picture she'd ever posted at about 1 am. To anyone else this might have been a little creepy, but to Katya.. well it was still a little creepy, but it was also cute, so she allowed the good to out way the bad.

Katya had almost no hopes for this school other than the fact that her blonde bombshell Barbie, could possibly also be attending. One could only dream. And pray. Yeah Katya legitimately prayed Trixie would be in her school, but that's besides the point.

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Not so surprisingly, the woman who occupied Katya's mind was praying for the exact same thing. Trixie had been hoping to every god she didn't believe in that Katya would be in her class. She- unlike Katya- knew the Russian would be attending practically the only high school in all of Milwaukee, however she didn't know if she ever see the bombshell! That all depended on their schedules and Trixie was hoping for the best.

Trixie had been up since about 5 am this morning and she was already dressed for school in one of her pink mini skirts and preppy blouses. Despite Trixie's lack of popularity, she still cared deeply about her looks and even occasionally got complimented on it.

The doll was also a big fan of accessories, so her head was adorned with a simple brown barret, and matching her bright white gogo boots, was a pair of even more vibrantly white flower earrings. Accompanying all this was a face full of graphically exaggerated makeup and she thought she looked fantastic. In fact, she did. And anyone would have agreed. Katya definitely would.

She left her house by 7, just because she wanted to escape before her parents woke. Trixie tried to stay out of the house as often as she could, but it was difficult when that would sometimes be the reason for her punishment. At the moment, the doll was sitting on the curb, waiting for the school bell to ring, it probably wouldn't go for about 45 minutes, but she was patient as ever.