✔️ The Long Haul- Trixie Mattel X Katya Zamolodchikova

Kiss Me

"What do you mean he told you not to see me anymore?" Katya yelled over the phone. She couldn't believe what she was hearing.

"He basically said that you were bad news and I should concern myself with my studies!" Trixie explained, flopping down onto her white plush comforter and kicking her shoes off. "Can you believe that asshole? Like stay out of my personal life you creep!"

"Fuck him.. I just- I don't know what I did.. or like.." Katya started, sighing in frustration as tears prickled in the corners of her eyes. Trixie could feel how upset she was even over the phone. "I don't know why a grown man needed to talk shit about me behind my back, that's all.."

"Don't take it to heart Katya." Trixie blurted out, feeling her heart speed up in her chest.

She didn't like to even picture Katya being upset, she was so strong it was strange. Trixie just wanted her to be happy, to hug her and play with her pretty blonde hair.

"I know. I know." Katya sniffled, quickly swiping the tears from underneath her eyes. The only reason Katya seemed so strong was because of how much she being vulnerable and changing the subject was anyone with this issues, best weapon. "Guess what happened in art today?"

"What?" Trixie giggled over Katya's own excitement.

"Ms Brown told me my painting was amazing and that I was a quote on quote 'talented bean'!" The Russian explained, beginning to paint her nails as she left the phone beside her on speakerphone.

"I'm not even sure if that's good or not..?" Trixie questioned cautiously. Katya had never let Trixie see any of her paintings, she would always say, 'an artists never reveals their work'. But Trixie was absolutely sure that quote made no sense and was supposed to be about magicians. "I'll have to see this so called 'talent' one of these days. Apparently you've been hiding it for the entirety of our friendship." She teased, causing Katya to fall into an immediate cackling, laughing fit. The pair were definitely prone to those.

"Fuck you! You think looking like Dolly Parton fucked a cabbage patch doll is a talent?" She quipped, Trixie screaming back in disbelief.

This was how an evening was usually spent between the girls. Laughing and having fun. It was comfortable, it was safe, but it was missing something. Katya could feel it and she could barely stand it anymore.

"Miss Katya Zamolodchikova- you are my Waterloo." Trixie hummed, their laughter finally dying down.

"What the fuck does that mean?" Katya scoffed playfully.

"Waterloo! You know? The song by ABBA?" The younger blonde explained, completely shocked that the Russian was missing such a prominent pop cultural reference.

"I'm lost Trix." Katya huffed in defeat. This was one of the many things Katya hated about being from another country.

"Get your ass over here then. I'm gonna make you listen to it." She chirped, opening her phone and dropping a pin for Katya to track her location.

"You mean I'm gonna peel myself off of my floor to come listen to some song?" The Russian scoffed. "You've got me confused with someone who HAS motivation."

"Oh fuck off." Trixie groaned.

The more Katya's thought about it, the more she realized that this could be the moment that Adore and Thorgy were talking about. This was her chance to put all her marbles in one basket and loose or gain everything. It was terrifying.

"I'll be there." She finally spoke up.

"Good. You have to climb through my bedroom window though." Trixie gave the girl exact directions to which window was hers, hung up the phone and then, only then. Did she realize that it might not be the best idea.

Trixie had no problem with Katya coming over- obviously- but the possibility that her mom or step dad could catch Katya was a scary one. Trixie had no idea of the extent to which her stepdad would punish her if she found out she had snuck someone into the house.

Trixie pulled out her phone and began swiping aimlessly on instagram. She had no idea how long she had been swiping for, but Katya was there in no time.

A small knock cam on Trixie's window, only a minuscule tap, but she heard it immediately and leapt up to see Katya's smiling face on the other side.

Sliding the window up the girls stared carefully into one another's eyes.

"Hi." Trixie whispered, grinning.

"Hi. Are you gonna let me in?" She chuckled. Trixie let out a slight huff, averting her eyes to the ground and then giving a small nod, completely flustered.

Katya climbed quietly through the window and quickly shut it behind her, concealing Trixie's cozy room from the now freezing night air behind her.

"Are you ready to hear the greatest song in all of ever?" Trixie exclaimed, plopping down in her bed and quickly pulling up the YouTube video on her phone.

"Sure, but I'm really wondering why you couldn't have just texted it to me!" She scoffed.

"Because it's a full on experience Katya!" Trixie explained. Pressing play, she jumped up of the bed and started lip syncing the words.

My, my
At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender

Trixie danced around, Katya laughing her ass of ass the doll sang every word.

Oh, yeah
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

She twirled around, giggling.

Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo
Promise to love you forever more

Trixie jumped to face Katya, pointing at her and singing the words out loud now.

Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo

Katya felt a huge smile cross her face as she listened intently. Trixie was her Waterloo and no matter what, she knew they were destined to be to be together.
 
The girls hopped around for the rest of the song, dancing around together and having as much fun as either of them could ever wish for.

Knowing my fate is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo
Ooh-ooh, Waterloo...

As the lyrics wrapped up, both girls were in a complete fit of laughter, grabbing onto each others wrists in an attempt to ground each other.

"Fucking love you, you stupid cunt." Trixie screamed, laughing. Suddenly, Katya grabbed her face, pulled it into her own and kissed her right on her pink pillowy lips.

It was like magic. Never in Trixie's life has she ever felt so affirmed. Had she ever had all of the pieces to a puzzle come together and fit so perfectly. Trixie and Katya were in love and just as quickly as the realization had hit her, Katya was climbing out the window again with a huge shit eating grin on her face.