Narrator: Last time, on Onion' Ball Z!!! Donkey got caught in a serious struggle with imperfect Drek and had to pull off an onionhameha, which didn't even make imperfect Drek budge. Imperfect Drek absorbed Donkey's energy and used a more powerful super onionhameha against Donkey, resulting in Donkey's instant death. Drek absorbed Donkey's corpse to become a more powerful Drek. When Shrek himself arrived, it was already ogre for Donkey. Will this be Shrek's final battle?
Song (Tune of Dragonball Z Kai theme) : Duh, duh, dah, duh, duuuuuuhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Onion layers!!!!!!! Shrek is love!!!!! Shrek is liiiiiiife!!!!!!
Song background choir: Shrek is liiiiife!!!!!
Song: Lay- yers- form-iiiiiiing!!!! And we know that Dreeeeek is Shrek!!!!!!! Duh dah duh!!!!!! We will fight for love and life!!!!!!! Duh dah duh!!!!!!! We will fight for our lord Shrek!!!!! Don't stop! Don't stop! Onions have lay-yers!!! Don't stop! Don't stop! Much to be found! We can find paradise!!! All we have to do is go! Go! Pray to Shrek!!! Shrekin' Baaaaaalllllll!!!!!
Shrek: So, you're the one that killed donkey.
Drek: Yes, most definitely, and I'm sure you will suffer the same fate.
Shrek: Oh yeah! Well, let's see if you would still say that when I transform into my super layer form!
Drek: Aaaaah, and will you yell for 15 episodes to abuse cinematic time?
Shrek: Thatt's right. Haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
*15 episodes later...*
Shrek: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
*Booooom!!!!!*
*Shrek goes Super Layer*
Shrek: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Drek: Holy swamp!!! Your power level is over 9,000!!!!!!!!!! Layers!!!!!!!!!
Nappa: Over 9000!!!???
Drek: Shut the Shrek up Nappa!
Nappa: Sorry, I just had to interrupt, and I had to tell you that we do not meet the funding requirements to launch Onion Ball Z.
Drek: Blast!!! Now no one could see me smash that arrogant Super Layer!!!
Shrek: We can still fight though.
Drek: Yeah, that's true...
Shrek: Onion---Hame---Haaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
*Shrek fires an energy onion out of his hands at Drek and knocks out Drek*
Narrator: Will Shrek's swamp be saved? Will more cinematic time be abused? Find out next time on Onion Ball Z!!!
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Onion Ball Z
FanfictionShrek and Dragon Ball Z put together in a fashion that makes fun of both :) WARNING: Chapters may be out of order
