Sorry for the gaps
And yes I know it should be easy to make a chapter since I just copy paste
But I've been practicing editing and art
Currently in a style crisis lmao
Dream: You know those things will kill you, right?
George, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Sap, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Bad: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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George: Have you seen a person named 'dream' around here?
Sap: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Bad: It looks fine to me?
Sap: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Ranboo: Why are Purpled and Tommy sitting with their backs to each other?
Tubbo: They had a fight.
Ranboo: Then why are they holding hands?
Tubbo: They get sad when they fight.
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Purpled: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Tommy: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Ranboo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Tubbo: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Purpled: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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