The Linc, The Bart, The Warvenger

Challenges, Mercy, and Punishment

*In My Office, The Next Morning Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Lincoln Are feeling guilty about what happened last night*

Me: Okay... Let Me make sure we have everything, The Struggle For Homer to get along With Bart because i told him to, Made him blow and He wished Bart was never his Son, Then Bart let his anger unleash and Critically Hit His Father with a Baseball Bat?

Marge: Yes Sir...

Me: What I Don't know is why homer couldn't be more mature to handle it and obeyed you, But. What i do know is this was not your fault, You were doing your job and to do the best you could do even in a family like yours, I will not fire you from your job.

Marge: Thank You Sir.

Me: Lisa, I also saw you have been making some progress and taking your time to do so. How would you like a job at the Warvengers Headquarters As A Motivational Poem Author?

Lisa: Honestly, I feel like this is a big oppurtunity, But i think i should wait and then i will see if that is really the best choice for me.

Me: That is Very Honest Of You, Lisa, I will be patient, And Won't Force you.

*Bart had his head down when i turned to him*

Me: Bart, You seem remorsed... Reluctant if not.

Bart: I never should have hit Homer with the Bat, But With The Tone and Volume he used to Insult me and Make me Angry, I couldn't control myself... I feel like i should hate myself for that.

Me: Bart... As Father and Son Relationships Go, Yours with Homer is Complicated, And It is actually more complicated than you think... You are a normal bad boy who has fun and likes to live life like he is dying, That is normal for you, You also like doing pranks, Which we have been thinking of ways to Help you improve and use those pranks for good. As Homer Goes, What he does to you, Is Against The Law, Strangling your child is illegal, But because of Marge being his wife, She needs to decide what she wants to do with Homer. Although Bart, Hitting your father with a melee item even when he frustrates you or is even frustrated himself, You are not in trouble... Yet, I would need to require you into Taking a Day Off of your studies and getting some rest, The Gym is open if you need to unleash your anger out... But let me ask you, Would it make you better if Ned Subbed in being your father?

Bart: Yes Sir.

Me: Alright, I Will see what i can do.

Bart: Thank You, Sir... You're Okay...

Me: You are not a bad kid yourself, Bart, I Understand what it's like being you.

Bart: I'm glad you do.

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