SUPRALIMINAL MAYHEM. jughead jones

PSST...BEFORE YOU READ

This story is written purely out of fun. I've recently watched Riverdale and I just wanna say that it's horrendous and that's why I LOVE it.

Though this story does tackle some mature themes (violence, murder and other warnings which apply to Riverdale. Don't worry, I'll have TW's for chapters that deal with heavy shit) it's mostly for shits and giggles. This story deals with a stupid character that I shoe horn into the shitty shitty town of Riverdale. Which is you! And you're a fucking menace to society.

But yes, you, the reader is mostly crazy and me and my friend have come up with ridiculous shit that fits right in the Riverdale universe, and that says a lot about our society. 

Please enjoy this 87% crack and whatever-percent-left% angst fic :D