Chapter 8: *Very* naughty imp

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* *: Narrator/Voice-off



Giratina: But seriously, what a battle...

Jojo: Yeah... That Issei guy really let loose, huh ? Was he... You know, always like that ?

Giratina: Somehow... This is more accurate than I'd like to admit. You should've seen him when his crush's real fiance appeared. I mean, he got his ass whooped, but the intention was there.

Jojo: Heh. On the other hand, that Prince Motoyasu... Funny how apparently he was the tallest of the other heroes, but here he's just a manlet.

Giratina: the correct term is "Vertically-challenged folk", I think.

Jojo: I just call them "Koichis". But back to the Prince, he's a bit... You know... But if he's her betrothed, there's not much we can do...

Giratina: There's always something we can do. Staff's idea of a poorly aimed explosion is one possibility.

Jojo: Uhhhh... Given we'll need to trek through Neksdor next, maybe blowing up the prince isn't the brightest idea...

Giratina: Well at least I'm making propositions. Unlike someone I know.

Jojo: Try thinking outside the box. If we could put a slow-effect poison in his food, we could get our goal free of consequences.

Giratina: ... Y'know what, I think I preferred before you had ideas... I feel bad from princess Darkness, but not that much...

Staff: ... Okay... Are we lost ?

Sans: Not at all ! We're... Erm... Somewhere, that's... Kinda apart of the path we were supposed to be on... And...

Giratina: yeah, we're lost. What now ?

Sans: Uhhhhh...

*You found a hidden path ! Check it out ?*

Sans: ... ... ... ...

Sans: ... Listen, you gotta grab all opportunities life throws at you, you know ?

Jojo: And I'm all for that, but just NOT WHEN WE'RE COMMISSIONED BY THE KING YOU DIMWIT !!

Staff: ... I think I just lost 15 at my left ear... Why are you even mad, all we have to do is go back until we find the right path.

Giratina: You know what they say. When lost, always walk straight. You probably won't end up where you wanted, but at least you'll be somewhere.

Jojo: So chilled... O god, who gave me such a team to work with...

*My child it is of utmost importance that you understand that the choice was rather... Limited for me. In fact, you're lucky there was three.*

Sans: So you mean... There isn't any replacement for us... uhh...

Jojo: What ?

Sans: ... Guys, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Staff: I think so Sans, but I don't see how learning to play the tuba could help our current situation...

Sans: ... No, Staff...

Giratina: We try our best to mess with him ?

Sans: That's more like it.

Jojo: ... Someone will die by my hands before this adventure is over... And I can't tell whether it'll be the Dark Lord, one of you... Or even myself...

Sans: Say it.

Jojo: ... ... ...

Sans: Come on. Say it.

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