* *: Narrator/Voice-off
*A gruesome loss has struck our heroes ! In the midst of the night, the Dark lord raided the inn they were resting in, and kidnapped three of them ! Now the last of them must save his friends, in addition to defeating the great evil that is the dark lord ! He must be absolutely devastated by these events...*
*... I SAID DEVASTATED !!*
Jojo: Weee... Phew. Okay, the time to party has ended now. It's time to go on, rescue people and bust ass, in no particular order.
*You finally remembered you had companions ?!*
Jojo: Listen, okay ? I never asked you to give me a team. I just work better by myself, that's how I function. I get the job done alright in the end. But I'll admit, as much as these guys were pains to deal with, I enjoyed our time together. Of course I'll save them, silly.
*... You really have a weird way to show people you appreciate them.*
Jojo: There isn't a problem in sight from where I'm standing. And hey, they're Me's. they'll figure a way out.
Jojo: Ahhh... A brand new kingdom to explore. But first things first, now that i'm a priest, there are several things that I should plan, like absolutely not going back to the castle and give DIO head. Then I will steal a bone from him, then I will infiltrate a prison, then I will hire a blind sniper and some other criminals...
*... Let's just comeback when he's done...*
*2 hours later*
Jojo: ... And then I will rotate faster and enter the space shuttle, and attain godhood before getting rekt by oxygen... Okay, maybe not last step, but I've got everything planned now ! We can go on. Onto Neksdor ! Here goes... Scorpions... ? S- Scaredy-scorpions ? Well it's dead now.
Jojo: Ugh... I didn't expect it to be a desert of all things... And that vestment doesn't do a great job at preventing heat... I could use a seat right now...