Gigan: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Ghidorah: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Gigan: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Hedorah: Actually I did the math, Ghidorah would have $225, not $0.15.
Ghidorah: Fam I'm right here....
Orga: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Gigan: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Orga: Sorry I only have a dollar
Gigan: :(
Hedorah: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Ghidorah would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Orga: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Hedorah: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Destoroyah: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Hedorah: Apply juice to what
Monster X: Directly to the forehead
Ghidorah: Great chat everyone
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Godzilla incorrect quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes with godzilla and friends/enemies. (all of these are made using a incorrect quote generator so they might not be true to character
