Godzilla incorrect quotes

Broken Coffee Machine

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Gigan: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Destoroyah: ...I did. I broke it.
Gigan: No. No you didn't. Monster X?
Monster X: Don't look at me. Look at Megaguirus.
Megaguirus: What?! I didn't break it.
Monster X: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Megaguirus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Monster X: Suspicious.
Megaguirus: No, it's not!
Hedorah: If it matters, probably not, but King Ghidorah was the last one to use it.
King Ghidorah: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hedorah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
King Ghidorah: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hedorah!
Destoroyah: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gigan.
Gigan: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Hedorah: Gigan... Monster X's been awfully quiet.
Monster X: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Gigan, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Gigan: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Gigan:
Gigan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.