Destoroyah: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Ghidorah: Okay, but what is updog?
Gigan: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Monster X: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Megaguirus: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Hedorah: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Destoroyah: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Monster X: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Gigan: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Ghidorah: What's a henway??
Destoroyah: Oh, about five pounds.
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