Kevin's teeth were sharp, now. He would never quite get used to that. They shredded his tongue when he tried to speak, and the Smiling God gave him a new one, made of metal.
His broadcasts were better than ever after StrexCorp came. A new theme tune was produced, one that made everyone bright, alert, happy and ready to be worked, literally, to death.
Intern Vanessa succumbed to the Smiling God instantly, and was now one of His greatest followers. She smiled bright at work every morning and never once let Kevin or the Smiling God down.
Desert Bluffs became better with the Smiling God. StrexCorp worked them hard and they were happy.
((lol i forgot abt this until that WTNV episode with young lil Kev))
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Fanfiction"Kevin's mouth stretched. He was smiling. He'd never smiled before." WTNV- Desert Bluffs.
