𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞...𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

traitor (uma + harry hook)

 Uma sighed as she dished out another plate of fish and chips. Her mom's shop was the most popular restaurant on the Isle since they were the only place that sold edible food. As for the Slop Shop where the goblins served, Ursula and the goblins were in a constant quarrel over who had the worst food. (It was likely the goblins' disgusting black coffee.)
Then, Uma heard the door swing open, and her favorite visitor walked in. It was Harry Hook, her first mate, and best friend. Well, it used to be Mal, but she'd left for Auradon and became one of those goody-two-shoes who said please and thank you. Uma felt herself mentally barfing at those words. Since Mal had turned against evil, Uma now ruled the Isle on a worn-out pirate ship.
"Hey, Cap'N," Harry said in his pirate accent. "Mind if I take some fries?" He swiped a tray off the counter and left a few coins. They weren't gold, that was certain. All the treasure and booty were now in Auradon, and the villains were banished with nothing.
Uma looked out at the shop from behind the counter. It was stuffed as usual with her ragtag pirate gang and other less frequent visitors. She wondered if there was ever a way to get off the island for good. Then, out of pure boredom, Uma switched on the remote to the old TV.
"Lady Mal and King Ben are soon to be engaged after Cotillion. Whoever knew that the Isle girl would steal the heart of the Auradon king?" The screen then flashed onto a picture of Ben and Mal wearing some very stiff and stuffy clothes. They were having dinner with Rapunzel and Flynn Rider. She looked around to see no one was watching, and then threw the piece of food into a potted plant. Then she wiped her mouth and smiled.
"Hello? That little traitor can act like she's all perfect, but she's not." Uma motioned for her pirates to throw food at the screen, and they did. "I'd like to see something wipe that phony fake smile off her face," Harry said.
Uma smirked. Harry was the one that she could trust to carry out her demands, no matter how terrible they were.