𝑆 𝑢 𝑔 𝑎 𝑟 𝑃 𝑢 𝑚 𝑝 𝑘 𝑖 𝑛 ~ | c/Jschlatt x c/Quackity | ONESHOTS

~ 𝙋 𝘼 𝙍 𝙀 𝙉 𝙏 𝙄 𝙉 𝙂 ~

NOBODY'S POV:

Schlatt never thought of himself as a father, or any type of parental guardian for that matter.

But one cold and stormy night,
Schlatt was walking home from a hard day of nonstop politics when he had suddenly heard a tiny high pitched wail,

Schlatt stopped in his tracks trying to comprehend what the sound was, eventually coming to the conclusion that he was just hearing things.
But as he continued to walk, the sounds got louder, and louder...
As if he was getting closer to the source of the odd noise.

That's when he saw it,

In a dark abandoned alleyway laid a itty bitty infant,
Wrapped in a yellow blanket,
And laying in a basket.

Schlatt froze and began to panic..

What would he do??
He was all alone,
It was midnight at the least,
And the storm was raging on.

Out of pure empathetic instinct Schlatt dropped his belongings and dashed over to the little one, kneeling down in front of it to get a good look at the thing.

The baby had to have been at least a few days old,
It had little stubby horns just beginning to poke out of it's head, making it clear that it was a type of animal hybrid like Schlatt.
A little bee stuffy was placed in the basked with the infant,

Schlatt thought it all over..
He was in no shape to be a parental figure..

But he knew he had to try.

Schlatt called his fiancé, Quackity.

"Babe? Normally you'd be home by now, where are you?"
Quackity asked as soon as he picked up the phone.

Schlatt winced at the sound of his lover's worried voice before taking a breath and looking down at the baby who had stopped crying, then he spoke up.

"..U-Uh, yeah.. About that... Um.. Hey, Sweetheart..?"

"Yeah?"

"...What are your thoughts on a kid..??"

Quackity went silent for a moment, seemingly surprised or confused, but soon replied.

"..The hell are you talking about?? First of all, that isn't humanly possible.. Second of all, you have never mentioned anything about wanting a child before."

Schlatt nervously held his breath,

"...Y-Yeah, and uh.. You're correct about that. But.. What if I told you that I just found a baby in an alleyway all by itself.."

Once again, Quackity went silent through the phone, but spoke up.

"Well c'mon then!! Get your ass and that baby's ass home A.S.A.P!!"

And with that, Schlatt quickly scooped up the baby and raced home as fast as he could.

He was drenched by the time he raced inside the house with Quackity opening the door for him,

He held the crying baby as best he could before handing it off to his fiancé,

Quackity looked down at the little baby boy and his expression shifted dramatically into a soft sad expression,