'she jumped' screamed tully, the king of dubai. 'bring me my diamond helicopter, quickly!' the blades of the helicopter turned as it landed on the helipad. It was make fully of diamonds because tully is supa rich being the king and all. All his guards also jumped on and they took off.
Just as I landed on the jet, I turned around and saw... nail from one direction piloting it! Nail was like lol hop in and I jumped into the jet and he kissed me and I was like wow stahp and was like lol soz and then we looked behind us and it was tully chasing is in his Diamond helicopter! We did some barrol rollls and we evaded his missiles as they hit the buildinghs and eventually all the buildings fell down and dubai was in unions. So we were faster than him and we flew all the way to north korea!
We landed and kim jong un was there and he gave us keys to a house that we took shelter in. Wen we were in the hous nail kissed me and I was like thinking omg I might be in love with him and I thought wait zayn just died I can't be in love with nail and then I realised that you can't make love with a dead body (Well you can but it is necrophilia and that is sick) so I fell in love with nail and we kissed but that's another story
So then we went to kim jong uns big house and he said:
당신은 내가 그것을 사랑 큰 엉덩이 를 가지고
And I don't kno korean so I kinda just said 'wat' and then his second in command named sophie said 'hi there' but as that happened tully's helicopter landed on them and killed them! Tully said 'guys your time ends here' and we were like 'lol nah we r so not done' and we jumped off the house and we landed on one of kim jong uns nuclear missiles and it took off and tully couldn't catch us and we kissed and we went across the sea and when we were near water we jumped off so we could live and we landed in the water as the nuke kept flying. We were swimming for ages and then we saw a desert iland and we went on it and there was someone there and it lept out and slit nails throught and I was like noooooo and then the creature ran away and nail was like 'k I am gonna died soon so be safe xoxoxo' then he died. I was stuck on a deseart iland all by myself with a dedly creatur wat was I going to do???
Find out next time!
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1D and Me
Teen FictionThis is a story about Love, Betrayal, 1D, and pretty much everything else you could possible think of. Beware - this is a parody of 1D fan fictions, don't expect anything too cheesy. Although it is probably better than half of them out there.
