Nail is dead, and I was hopeless. I was stuck in this iland with no food no water and no help and no make up so I looked ridiculous. I was also really really hungry and I wanted some good food. I searched the entire iland for food with no prevail and so I looked at nail ded on da flor and so I thought he is the only food I may as well eat him befor he rots so I ate nail and he tasted good.
Then all of a sudden the creatur came out and attacked me and so I kicked it and it limpered and I ran away into the iland and I saw a massive house and I walked in and it ended up being 5 secondz of summa's party house and they were like oh hello there wanna party and because 5SOS is a copy of 1D and they are terrible I said lol no and I saw this guy staring at me but I couldn't make out who it was anyway I decided to blow up the place so I pressed a big red button and the self destruct button started counting down and I saw that there was a rocket ship so I ran to it and flew it into space as the party house blew up and 5SOS died and I didn't realise it but the creatur had jumped onto the ship
When I was in space I saw an astronaut and he stared at me but I could not see who it was because of the tinted helmet. Anyway I decided that I should go back and I flew back down into america and landed but it made a giant thump like when you land an aeroplane and stuff and it was really cool being in space buit you know I had to get home and stuff
So as I got off the ship the creature attacked me and he cut me but I kicked him and he punched me but I kicked him again and then he knocked me ova and was about to kill me when suddenly someone roundhoused kicked it and it went flying and that person saved me and that person was…
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1D and Me
Roman pour AdolescentsThis is a story about Love, Betrayal, 1D, and pretty much everything else you could possible think of. Beware - this is a parody of 1D fan fictions, don't expect anything too cheesy. Although it is probably better than half of them out there.
