shutdown °•Rodrick Heffley x reader•°

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I really wanted to hate Rodrick and ignore him for the rest of my life. But I don't know why but he seemed so sweet and caring for me. The last guy I dated deffintily wasn't also not really in the beginning. And I mean Rodrick had gone trough the same shit as me well almost. He also was in a toxic relationship so he kinds knows I geuss.

I decide to text him. "Hey wanna hang out?" Never tought I would do ask him this. I waited for a response I knew I was gonna take a while because he wasn't really a phone person. But after an hour he already responded to me  "Hey never tought you would ask that but ofc I'll wait for u in my garage." I got up and put on some fun clothes, not a special outfit just a sweater a skirt and some tights since i wanted something more comfy.

I headed to his house, loud drumsounds came from his garage so there was no point in knocking on the door anyway. I walked him and saw Rodrick play Iron Maiden, it was really impressive. He didnt  wear a shirt which was low key hot to be honest. He didn't notice I was already there so I slammed his crash. He jumped a little which made me giggle. ''Hey loser, where the fuck is your shirt. '' He quickly took off his headphones. ''It becomes hot when I drum.'' he stood up from his chair and grabbed his shirt from the couch which was on the other side of the room.

''What do you wanna do? Suddenly wanna hang out and stuff what did you take?'' Rodrick asked me while he grabbed a monster from his mini fridge. ''How dare youuuu I tought i would just be more open, anyway I tought we could get slush pupies and get drunk but since you don't want me being nice I could also just leave.'' I said sarcastic. ''No, no I was just suprised but that sounds like a good plan.'' He said an chugged his monster, he got up and grabbed his jacket. 

We walked to the bar and ordered two slush pupies a blue one and a red one. ''How dare you get a blue oneee.'' I said while walked to a near by park. ''It's way fucking better, i'm not as basic as you are weirdo.'' He said and pointed at my slush pupie . ''Oh come one im not basic I listen to smells like teen spirit.'' I said obv joking. Rodrick gasped out loud. ''God I hate you y/n.'' He said and looked the other way and angrily slurped on his slush.

''You're such a child.'' I said and we arrived at the park I took off my coat and layed it on the ground and sat on it. ''I have my speaker child.'' I said and grabbed it from my backpack. ''thank you mother.'' He said still not looking at me, I knew he was joking but it started to feel like he wasn't joking with me anymore. ''You still mad at me?'' I asked, this was probs a dumb question I knew he was gonna keep this joke up. ''If you name 3 songs, name the drummer and what Kurt Cobain his child is called then I will forgive you.'' I knew that he would do is me, but atleast I know now that it is a joke. ''Acting like a dad that doesn't believe childeren still listen to songs from the 80s huh? Well fine, molly's lips, dumb, lake of fire, Dave Grohl and Frances bean Cobain. You happy now?'' I said and conected my phone to the speaker. Rodrick turned to me again. ''Now you have the right to drink from this bottle of vodka.''

He said and handed it to me. ''Well thank you.'' I said and grabbed the bottle, to be honest I've been having a lot of fun already, I don't know why but we just get along well now. I took a big sip of the vodka, damn it's so strong ew. ''That was nothing.'' I said and gave the bottle back to Rodrick. ''You're face said otherwise.'' He said and giggled, oh god I just totally embaresd myself. I put on some music that we both enjoyed.

We talked and laughed and over all had a great time together. We drank alot of vodka so we we're both far gone and we almost forgot our slush pupies. ''Oh shit we also have the slush pupiesss.'' I said and giggled. ''I can't take them anymoreeeeee I feel like I'm gonna give birth to a baby made of vodka.'' He exlaimed and grabbed his belly, I gave him his slush pupie anyway. ''You have a blue tongue Rodrick.'' I said, it was so cool that it was blue like how did that happend. ''And you have a red one y/n.'' How are we cursed or somethinggg. ''We should mix them.'' Rodrick said with a smirk. I tilted my head. ''But how?''I asked in all confusion. 

Rodrick's POV

I really wanted to kiss her but she probably hates me so it wouldn't be a smart idea to do that. ''Oh nevermind sorry y/n.'' I said sadly, I noticed that y/n was really far gone and that she had no idea what was going on, so I would also low-key be taking advantage of that even tough Im not totally here. Last week she also got super drunk super fast I dont think she can handle this shit very well. That reminds me we need to watch titanic tommorow but she probably will be to dead for that fuck. ''Let's go home okay?'' I said and she seemed really upset ''No I wanna get some food.'' She asked me and I couldn't say no. 

''Happy with your fries?'' I asked as we sat outside of a mac at like 1 am. ''I have never had anything better then this, it feel so good in my mouth Rodrick.'' I loved the way she said my name like my name was meant to come out of her mouth, ew cheesy. ''Good y/n.'' I said whilst looking at the stars, which were very bright tonight. ''Is your mom home?'' I asked her. ''No she is out she will be back tommorow morning.''

''okay then I can just brinh you home instead of going to my house.'' I said, I wanted her to stay at my place but I don't wanna get hurt like last time when I got her at my house. ''The moon looks pretty tonight look." Y/n said and pointed at it, I looked at it and I couldn't agree more with her. ''Agreed nerd.'' I said. ''Ey I'm not a nerd.'' She said and looked me and I looked at her. '' You are a big nerd, and now we are gonna get you home nerd.'' I said and stood up from the picnick table. ''Ugh fineee.'' She said and we walked to my car.

I got her home and put her into bed, my feelings for her were sky high and it hurted because I knew that in no universe she would even slightly like me back

Your POV

I think I might like him.