Adopted by obama

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a lot of you are probably like" is this person 10" but I'm actually 14 bye

Damon decided he would not help laquisha because he had to save Elena's pathetic ass again.

Laquisha began her journey and skipped along the yellow brick road but her foot got stuck in a crack and she fell on her face, lost three teeth and squished her boob. Oh well.

It was starting to get dark out so laquisha decided to sleep in a tree. She climbed the tree and noticed that she didnt have a bed so she jumped out of the tree to build one.

After laquishas bed was made she threw in into the tree. Litteraly. Laquisha tossed and turned until her bed fell out of the tree and landed in a pile of bear poop. So her face was covered in bear poo when some monkeys came along and adopted her as their own because they thought she was a monkey due to her poo covered face and squished boob.
They ate her lice and then they flung some poo at a tree. She later mated with a gorilla and they had 2 ape children but they came out 20 pounds each which obviously did some damage. So they set up a ceremony for the death of her vagina. The monkeys were so sweet they all flung a poo at the gravestone.