THE START OF SOMETHING NEW💍 (Five x y/n)

FIFTHTEEN!

Y/N's pov:

"All right just be cool 'till I finish the job on grassy knoll. We'll get the time math and I'll ice the squirt." You hear old five say and you grab five's hand and he looks at you.
"There planning on killing you" You whisper looking at him in the eye.
"I had thought of that ever since I first saw the pukebag" Five mutters and carries on walking. "What are you looking at?" Five spits at a random lady who walks past. "See something funny? Mind your own business asshole!"
"Five calm down" You say in a calming voice and he relaxes a bit.
"Mind your business!" Five once again spits at a random person who walks past. "Or I'll give you something to stare at! You wish you could pull off these shorts!"
You chuckle at what he said but then Luther turns around and walks towards you with a smile.
"Heyy brother how you doing?" Luther says trying to hide something.
"He's gonna kill me isn't he?" Five sighs.
"What?" Luther scoffs and laughs at the same time. "What? Him? 'He's gonna kill you?' Ridiculous." He laughs.
"You know your a terrible liar Luther" You say looking at the floor whilst you walk down the steps.
"Yeah your a worse liar than you are a spotter!" Five adds on.
"Ok who's fault is that? What good is having a spotter if you won't even listen to him?" Luther yells in a whisper.
"So you admit you're conspiring against me?"
"Do.. do you admit that you're suffering from paradox psychosis?"
"All I'm suffering from is bracing clarity about you and your murderous intentions" Five itches his neck.
"Look, it's not like he's gonna 'kill you' kill you. He just wants to kill a, um.. version of you." Luther explains snd five stops walking.
"But I am that version of me!" Five catches up with Luther and walks back next to him as you walk on the other side of Luther.
"Hey, I don't love it, either, but he's actually got a pretty good plan."
"Luther are you serious? You say him killing this five is a good plan?" You spit.
"Oh yeah the one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world?"
"Yeah.. wait how did you know that?" Luther asks confused.
"Because I'm him.. and that's exactly what I would do if I were trying to kill me" Five runs his fingers through his hair.
"Ok, all I know is we've got one Five too many and you're the one acting like a maniac"
"Maniac? Luther you have seen nothing. If you want maniac I will show you maniac" Five spits and goes up close to Luthers face.
Luther stops walking and looks around in case anybody is watching. "Ok as your spotter, I think the best thing I can do for you right now is put you out of your misery."
"Ok Luther listen!" Five grabs hold of Luther and you stand there watching as a smirk builds in your lips. "I know your feeble mind only responds to she and authority, so listen very closely. Yet again you are experiencing daddy issues." Five let's go of him and puts his hands in his pockets. "This time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy. But remember this: I'm 14 days older than him. I have seniority here. So it is me you should be listening to Luther. I'M THE DADDY HERE!" Five yells and you laugh.
"How's it going" Luther laughs at the people walking by trying to hide the embarrassment. "Five please you're being unseemly" He says as he pushes Five to walk again and whispers loudly in his ear softly. "Look at you!"
"I admit there is a possibility that I may not be in my fully.. right mind right now" Five admits.
"Ok good."
"But whatever I've got he's got too."
"What?" You question confused but he ignores you and walks off.
"Would you all quit ass grabbing and get here?" Old five spits.
As old five bends down he farts.
"Flatulence. Stage four." Luther says.
"See? What's your plan now, bucko?" Five asks as he farts. "That was just lunch, all right? Shut up."

-

"This is my favourite part" Old five says as he gets his sniper out. "The calm before the storm."
"Look. There's the briefcase" Five whispers.
"No, don't. You won't be able to get there in time." Luther whispers back.
"Of course I will!" Five whispers loud. "This is our only chance"
"Yeah uh.. just remind me. What was the final stage of paradox pyschosis again?" Luther asks.
"Homocidal rage"
"Right.." Luther smiles but then it drops. "That's.. great. Five, listen to me. I.. no no!"
Five goes to teleport to old five but old five teleports away in time and five looks around confused.
"Bad idea shit heel!" Old five says as he points the gun at five. Luther goes over and takes the gun off him and gives it to you.
"Stop it! All right? The both of you pull it together! Now Kennedy is gonna he coming around they corner any minute, ok? So everyone let's just take a deep breath.." He inhales and exhales. "Now we're all family here, ok? So can we all just try to get along for a few more minutes?"
Five looks at Luther then looks at old Five. "You want it!' He asks nodding at the briefcase.
"Go ahead." Old five says back and they both teleport and kick Luther in the.. yk.
Old five and young five start teleporting everywhere and start fighting each other and you stand there with the gun confused and not knowing what to do.
"Guys this needs to stop!" Luther says holding his.. yk.
"Eat shit ape man!" Both fives say in unison.
They both go to teleport into each other creating a massive bang but you get sick of it and raise the gun.
"Hey! Assholes! You say as you hold then gun up at them both. "I'm done listening to you both. Me and Luther are in charge now!" You point the gun at Five then at old five and go back a fourth.
"Now, y/n shoot him!" Old five says pointing at five.
"No! y/n shoot him!" Five says as he quickly stands up.
"Shoot him!"
"No shoot him!"
"Y/n shoot him!"
"Y/n shoot him!"
"No shoot him now!"
You slowly point the gun and aim it at Five who stares at you with fear in his eyes.
"Y/n.." Five says nervously.
"I'm sorry five." You say and go to pull the trigger. Five looks at you scared thinking you would actually shoot him but then you turn around and knock old five out with it. "Now open the portal!"
Five looks around relieved and starts opening the portal. Old five wakes up and slowly goes to get the brief case but you notice and point the gun at him. "Don't even think about it!" You spit.
"Into the vortex you go asshole!" Five yells as he points at the portal.
"Fine! But give me the math! So I don't end up looking like tiger beat over here" Old five spits.
"You stand next to the vortex we will tell ya." You say and he moves closer to it.
"Closer!" Five yells.
"This is close enough!" Old five says. "Now give it to me!"
Five looks over at you and you nod your head signalling to tell him to give it to him.
"It was a typo.. we put the decimal in the wrong spot in our proof of the existence of a bound for the number of limit cycles of planar polynomial vector fields of fixed degree. We wrote down 'five-point-seven, but it should be.."
"Zero-point-five-seven" Both fives say in unison.
"Son of a bitch! I knew it didn't look right! All right.. I guess this is it." Old five says.
"This is it! Go.." Five says whilst straightening his blazer.
But a fire extinguisher flies through the portal and hits Luther on the head and knocks him out.
Old five looks at the brief case and starts charging towards it but five grabs it and yells 'no!'
"Five!" You yell and he looks over at you. "It's shrinking!" Five looks over at the portal then back at old five but then Luther comes over and kicks old five in.

Five stands up after being knocked to the ground and looks down at the brief case and walks away defeated.
"We did it!" Luther says happily.
"The briefcase you idiot" Five mutters as he walks around in circles.
"Hey, you know what? A thank you for observing your existence would be nice!" Luther yells.
'And here they come the car is moving out'
You and Five walk over and stand in the brief case so you can get a better view and Luther stands next to them.
"Look there's dad!" Luther points over to a figure that standing with a black umbrella. "What do we do?"
"Uh oh.. Diego" You mumble and five looks over to where you are pointing.
"Ohh shit.." Five whispers.
You see Diego running as fast as he can to go over and tackle his 'dad' onto the ground. You then hear gun shots and you all look at the people running away in shock.

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