• Michael is so much like a cat it's not even funny
• What's this? You're trying to work?
• Nah, he'll yeet your PC and lay on your lap, not caring about the fact that he's so massive compared to you
• He also just will wake up in the middle of the night, if you get him to sleep in the first place, and he'll stand in the corner of your room staring at you.
• Creepy ass mf.
• If you convince him to play videogames, he's gonna wanna play Resident Evil and other gory games. Or he'll download a virus tryna get a game for free. Fucking bitch.
• You better believe he ain't gonna do shit around the house. That's all your problem, not his. But if you yell at him enough he'll just do it in a pissy mood.
• YouTube deep dives. You showed him Marble Hornets, DHMIS, Life of Luxury, The Walten Files, and a ton of other weird shit. Now he's an ipad kid. Won't stay off the iPad you got him.
• Can't even use a phone, his hands are too big and he'd crush it.
• He's the kinda guy who would randomly moan in class and you can't convince me otherwise. Slap him if he moans randomly. Or don't cause he might moan again just to fuck with you.
• This asshole will touch your shit even when you ask him not to, or he'll leave the door open slightly but won't close it. 🙄🖐️
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Guess who has been recognized a ton at school and it's not even to make fun of the fact that I'm Ranboo it's all "YOO RANBOO"
