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Salem; i signed all up for a relationship therapist

Ambrosia; why??

Salem; cause i see that you and Wolfgang need help in your relationship

Ambrosia; we broke up a week ago salem so don't start

Salem; i have a memory of a squirrel so sorry to keep reminding you

Ambrosia; hmmp

Relationship counselor; so what are we here today for

Salem; everyone.....

H; as in like all of us

Salem; yes

Ambrosia; but half of us don't have a partner Salem

Salem; i know that NOW TURN AROUND AND LISTEN

Ambrosia; don't yell at me

Salem; don't stare at me

Ambrosia; BLAH

*Salem flicks Ambrosia's head*

Ambrosia; OWWW what was that for

Salem; sorry not sorry

Ambrosia; someone's on her period

Salem; i actually am and I'm in a very bad mood today ughh

Aspen; it's okay babe

Salem; ASPEN DON'T TOUCH ME

Ambrosia; look who she yelled at now

Salem; *starts crying* oh nuu babe i yelled at you I'm sorry

Ambrosia; awww

Salem; AMBROSIA

Ambrosia; sorry

*10 minutes later*

Relationship counselor; so i have something for ambrosia and Wolfgang

Wolfgang; what?

Ambrosia; ya what is it

Relationship counselor; cuddle for a whole month until your next appointment

*Salem and Hendricksons laughs*

Salem; OHHH

Ambrosia; WHAT NOO HE BROKE UP WITH ME CAUSE MY DAUGHTER WHENT MISSING SO.....

Salem; i feel so bad for you

Ambrosia; save me please

Salem; sorry i can only save H in this matter

Ambrosia; ahh fine I'll cuddle the ex for a whole month gosh *starts crying*

Salem; hey hey Ambrosia look at me

*Ambrosia while looking at Salem*

Salem; she's only doing this because it's her job okay don't panic it's okay

Ambrosia; mhm

Salem; come here * Salem gives Ambrosia a very long hug followed by a head pat*

When you take real life situations and twist them around, yesterday i had a small little attack during lunch cause my friend gave me a picture of a love live character I'm going to cosplay and then i lost it and i panicked even though she told me not to so then Salem {my real life bestie} calmed me down the same way she calmed downed Ambrosia so ya it literally happened in real life. Okay I'll see you guys in the next chapter

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