Salem; i signed all up for a relationship therapist
Ambrosia; why??
Salem; cause i see that you and Wolfgang need help in your relationship
Ambrosia; we broke up a week ago salem so don't start
Salem; i have a memory of a squirrel so sorry to keep reminding you
Ambrosia; hmmp
Relationship counselor; so what are we here today for
Salem; everyone.....
H; as in like all of us
Salem; yes
Ambrosia; but half of us don't have a partner Salem
Salem; i know that NOW TURN AROUND AND LISTEN
Ambrosia; don't yell at me
Salem; don't stare at me
Ambrosia; BLAH
*Salem flicks Ambrosia's head*
Ambrosia; OWWW what was that for
Salem; sorry not sorry
Ambrosia; someone's on her period
Salem; i actually am and I'm in a very bad mood today ughh
Aspen; it's okay babe
Salem; ASPEN DON'T TOUCH ME
Ambrosia; look who she yelled at now
Salem; *starts crying* oh nuu babe i yelled at you I'm sorry
Ambrosia; awww
Salem; AMBROSIA
Ambrosia; sorry
*10 minutes later*
Relationship counselor; so i have something for ambrosia and Wolfgang
Wolfgang; what?
Ambrosia; ya what is it
Relationship counselor; cuddle for a whole month until your next appointment
*Salem and Hendricksons laughs*
Salem; OHHH
Ambrosia; WHAT NOO HE BROKE UP WITH ME CAUSE MY DAUGHTER WHENT MISSING SO.....
Salem; i feel so bad for you
Ambrosia; save me please
Salem; sorry i can only save H in this matter
Ambrosia; ahh fine I'll cuddle the ex for a whole month gosh *starts crying*
Salem; hey hey Ambrosia look at me
*Ambrosia while looking at Salem*
Salem; she's only doing this because it's her job okay don't panic it's okay
Ambrosia; mhm
Salem; come here * Salem gives Ambrosia a very long hug followed by a head pat*
When you take real life situations and twist them around, yesterday i had a small little attack during lunch cause my friend gave me a picture of a love live character I'm going to cosplay and then i lost it and i panicked even though she told me not to so then Salem {my real life bestie} calmed me down the same way she calmed downed Ambrosia so ya it literally happened in real life. Okay I'll see you guys in the next chapter

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Vampire Academy
ФанфикThe sequel to Midsummer's nights let's follow the gang around vampire Academy university where they all live and study together while still going back to human world but one day they hear that vampire Academy may be shutting down they must save vam...