Deathbringer: I have a surprise for you!
Glory: Deathbringer, make it good. Last time you told me you had a surprise, you gave me one of your old scales.
Deathbringer: ...
Deathbringer: I was gonna tell you that I'm giving up my bodyguard job for 5 hours.
Glory: Thank the moons!
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WOF Memes and Spoofs
FanficA lot of these aren't mine. This book is owned by Tui T. Sutherland.
