God's Gonna Cut You Down My Hero Academia Girls x Male Punisher Reader

Halloween 2021 Chapter

(A/n Sorry I never did a Christmas Special last year, I was trying to make it a big mega chapter that tied in with the others but I was writing it at the same time as the chapters it was refferencing so my ambitions got to grand. But now that the chapter's are uploaded...well let's just say Yippee-ki-yay mother fuckers.)

Y/n POV: 'Well I'm back in Texas, Shock and her wife are here.....what should my prank be this year.' I leaned back and focused onto The Thing. "This is my favorite scary movie of all." I smiled and looked over to Jack. "And that was when we had a plan. A most devious plan, one sure to scare all those in Texas tonight. For it is Spooktober, the month of frights."

Mina POV: "The kids are hanging with their friends in town, so we can dress however we want right?" "Yup." "ALRIGHT!" "Are you being a sexy nurse." "No, that's dumb. The sexy costumes are all worn out now. If you want one, you have to do it yourself." "Well we'll see you later, gotta go get our costumes." "I'll be sitting here thinking of how to show off my tits the best!" They walked out and I leaned back while I turned on the TV. "Hills Have Eyes, nice." I felt my phone buzz so I picked it up and answered. "Hey Y/n." 'Not exactly.' "Oh, hello random person." 'What are you doing?' "Watching The Hills Have Eyes." 'A classic. What's your favorite scary movie?' "The Exorcist." I hung up and laughed. "What a weirdo. Playboy Bunny! A classic." I saw my phone rang again so I answered. "Listen he-" "NO YOU LISTEN HERE! YOU HANG UP ON ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" My blood ran cold and I tried reaching for one of Y/n's guns. 'I already took all the guns in that room.' "H-he'll get you for this!" 'He left and hour ago, I doubt he'll be back for another couple. More than enough time to hide your body. Guess where I am." I looked around for any sight of him and got up. "Outside?" The phone hung up and someone jumped on top of me. "RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!" "AAAAAAGGGH!!!"

Kirishima POV: "Where's my fucking McQueen jacket?" "Over here." Y/n tossed it to me and I laughed. "Hey man, got a proposition for ya." "What is that?"

Momo POV: "Ms. Momo?" "How can I help you Jack?" "I need you to use your quirk to make some stuff for me, also I would like for you to join me on a little adventure."

Kyoka POV: "There's enough whiskey to last us a lifetime.....well at least for me." "That's right, me and Alexa will probably drink a good portion each." "What are you two supposed to be again." "Like I'm Shaggy." "SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!" "You're just wearing some baggy brown clothes and a blue BDSM collar....I also have a feeling you didn't buy that for the costume." "Right you are." "And you're Furiosa." "Y/n is supposed to be here as Max, wherever the hell he is." I saw Denki walk in and he was wearing a Ghostface costume so I laughed. "Isn't that a bit overplayed." "What's your favorite scary movie lady!" "Shut up." "You can't even do the voice right." "But I can." The TV switched on and Ghostface was on it. "No this isn't a rerun either. I'd like to welcome you all to the last Halloween celebration of you're lives." He pulled out a Buck knife and laughed. "The only way you survive is based off of your knowledge of scary movies, and seeing as that fine piece of ass pink girl isn't there I'd say your chances went from slim to none." I tried reaching under the couch for a gun but there was nothing there. "Don't think I'm an idiot, there's not a gun anywhere near you. Unless you count a hundred feet from the door." "Dude's there's a duffle bag!" "But are they loaded? Are they not, perhaps those are rubber guns." "Think smart, not hard."

The TV shut off and everyone screamed. "HOLY FUCK!!" "HOLD ON GUYS!!!" Everyone calmed down and looked at Denki. "Y/n does this every year. It's got to be a prank." Something hit the door so Denki opened it and a knife was stabbed into it. He pulled it off and looked at it. "It's not a prank." "How can you tell." He held up the knife and the words 'It's not a prank' were written on there. "LOCK THE DOORS AND WINDOWS!!"

Time skip: "Okay so here's what we have gathered. No sexual activities, no drugs, no alcohol, no using cliched lines." "You mean like I-" Denki covered Mineta's mouth and shushed him. "You damn fool! You'll kill us all!" "And no lesbian stuff." "Awww." "Wait, where's the rest of everyone else?" The TV came on again and Ghostface laughed. "Well, you guys caught on quick. You're two lady friends are in the shed, and your best bro is in the hayloft of the stable. You can only save one, you have five minutes." It showed the two feeds and they were tied up in both places. "SAVE THE TITTIES!!" Mineta and Denki ran out while Shock and Alexa followed them. "You idiots! We love tits more than you." "YES WE DOOOBY DOOBY DOOO!!!!" "We're fucked."

Denki POV: I busted through the door of the shed with Mineta and saw them tied up. "We're her to save you pretty ladies!" We untied them and their bodies fell over. "AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!" "IT'S A TRAP!" "HE PLAYED US FROM THE START!!" I felt something wrap around my face and everything went black.

Kyoka POV: "FUCKING IDIOTS!" I scratched my head and thought of what to do and someone stumbled in. "OH MY GOD IT'S Y/N!" Y/n stumbled in in his Mad Max costume while he locked the door behind him. "I said Fury Road Max, you're Road Warrior Max!" Y/n fell down and there was a knife jammed into his shoulder and his hands had stab wounds in the palms. "OH FUCK!" "Search him for weapons!" "Wait, what if this knife is fake?" Satou grabbed the knife and started pulling on it. "It's pretty stuck if it's fake." Shouji pushed him back and yanked on the knife. "It's real." Everyone paused for a second and processed everything. "AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Time skip: "Well Y/n is out of commission." "How do we know Y/n didn't stab himself?" "How can he reach back that far and bury the knife that deep into his shoulder?" "You do have a point." "IT'S TOGA! I KNEW SHE WAS LYING ABOUT BEING GOOD!!" "Wrong again." The TV turned back on and Ghostface was standing next to a gagged Toga. "Say hello Toga." "Mphhh." "Word of advice, I'm already in the house." The TV turned off and we all froze up and Y/n rubbed his hands while he got up. "Ow." We all turned to him and he shrugged. "What?" "Is this one of your Halloween pranks?" "If it was, do you think I would stab my own shoulder in an impossible to reach area?" Y/n reached into the trash bag we put all of the alcohol and weed into and cracked open a beer. "So this is what you guy's feel like when you're surrounded.....I've been through worse." He lit a joint and laughed. "Guess what Kyoka?" "What?" "I'm gonna gut you like a fish!" A bunch of Ghostfaces popped out of nowhere and Y/n laughed his ass off. "EVERY FUCKIN' YEAR MAN!" Everyone pulled their Ghostface costumes off and Toga tossed Y/n his shotgun and pistol. "Wait, where's Mineta?" "Oh, him? I tied him up in the shed, he's hanging upside down." He laughed and I slapped my forehead. "Can you please let him down." Y/n stomped on the floor and a lever action popped out. He got up and put his shotgun in the holster. He opened the window and set his joint down on the window seal while he popped the sights up on the rifle and balanced it on his wrist. "HOLD STILL MINETA!!!" *BANG* He cranked it and put in a new bullet. "Wait, one thing doesn't add up. Who stabbed you?" Jack started laughing and Y/n sighed. "You're lucky I don't scar anymore bitch. Come on, PARTY!!!" "WOOOOOO!!!" 'I love that dork.'