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by bakagwoebby

by bakagwoebby

i sit up cutely and walk cutely to my bathroom. cutely, i look in the mirror. i'm so cute

i cutely call my wife pakunoda

"hey bae" she says hotly

"h-h-h-h-hey" i smirk

"wanna meet up today /gen"

"ofc 🤪👍🙌😍🥰💀😌"

i put on a jacket and walk out the door /cute

***

"hey" i hear a voice

i turn around and see my girlfriend kurapika

"oh hey" /cute

she grabs my face and kisses me

out of the corner of my eye i see pakunoda

"n-no! it's not what it looks like!" i say cutely

"OH YEAH?" she says tears streaming down her face

she runs off like a crybaby

"hey" hisoka says. chrollo is right behind him. they've been married for two hours 🥳

"we're both in love with you /gen" they say in unison

i blushed "i-i-i love you t-t-too!!!" /cute

they both kiss me at the same time and kurapika comes in to kiss me also

***
Time skip: 2 seconds

wing: hey * smirks hotly*
me: h-h-h-h-hey *flirts*

he pushes me against a wall and we kiss

pakunoda comes running up to me saying sorry

i forgive her and we kiss

wing breaks up with me but hisoka and chrollo arent polyamphobic

but hisoka is TOO polyam and likes children while liking me and chrollo and chrollo never showers so i break up with them

kurapika decides our relationship should be kept friendly because she isn't ready to commit to a gay relationship with two of us

i understand and instead me and pakunoda go on picnic dates every sunday