This will just be a bunch of random scenarios with me and the hashira that already happened.
"This is a wall of illegal aliens," Sanemi said, "Oh look, there's one right there." He pointed at me. I was offended, " 이봐, 도대체 무슨 말을 하는 것 같아, 개년아?!" I whipped out my sword and started chasing him, yelling in korean. I caught up to him and started dragging him around by his legs. The other hashira were watching with amused expressions. I looked at them and yelled, "이봐, 지금 그것을 되찾고 싶어? 씨발 여기서 나가!" The other hashiras were bursting with laughter at this point.
"Kocho-san, thank you for doing my hair!", I said with delight. "What is that mark on your neck?" I noticed a small, circular red mark, barely poking out from her uniform collar. She smiled and said, "It's just a mosquito bite." Tomioka walked in and said, "Hello Surudosa, Kocho." I smirked and said, "Hello mosquito."
The whole kamaboko squad were on dates, when suddenly we were teleported to an area by a human being. It was an 18 year old who yelled, "REACT!" We were all immediately put in seated positions, and a video came up. The song Play With Fire came along with some videos of Rengoku. "Oh, so we are reacting to each other." I exclaimed. After the person gave Gyomei sight, we continued reacting. Then the next video was just of every time Rengoku said Umai. "Why do you say Umai so much?", I asked. The next video was of Sanemi being cool. Everyone's face was either like 'bruh' or 'wow'. Then it was just hilarious images of his face. "&&#*$(#@(&!$%#", Sanemi said, offended. Then it was Uziu's turn. First, we saw a picture of his 3 wives. A song was playing and it was being sung very badly. Suddenly, a man's voice shushed the other one. The screen went blurry in the alarming title, 'Uzui Tengen; Ceo of S*x' came up. Then cool pictures of Uzui came up. "You summon of the devil!" Obanai said, chucking his sword at Uzui. Then we moved on to Gyomei. First was just funny pictures of him. Then we reacted to him being insanely strong and skilled. Then we reacted to Muichiro. First was the best friends song we made. Then it was an edit of people and demons who were 'definitely girls'. Then it was pictures of Muichiro being awesome. After reacting to Giyuu and Obanai, it was the girl's turn. It showed Misturi being all cute and powerful. Obanai got a nosebleed not even halfway through. Then, it showed Shinobu being amazing and cute. I saw Giyuu blush and scooch a little closer to her, in a discreet manner.
Finally was me. It showed video clips of me being cool(HOORAY). Then, a video came up. It was titled 'What A/N Does at 3 in the morning.' "Who tf is awake at 3 in the morning?", Sanemi inquired. It showed me waking up in the morning and looking around realizing that all the other hashira were asleep. It showed me walking outside to find Gyomei praying and then moonwalking myself out of there. "You pray at 3 am." "Should I go pay the evil Michal Jackson a visit?", my onscreen self wondered. "WHAT?!" It showed me smirking and then suddenly there was a biwi sound, and I was in the Infinity Fortress. 'Why are there no floors here? Oh, there is Akaza and a few other Uppermoons.' "Don't tell us you...." It showed me sneaking up behind them, overhearing how all of them were insanely pissed off because of Douma. Akaza said, "In all honesty, why are you even an Uppermoon, you freaking perv?" "I mean he's got a point.", I stated fairly, suddenly appearing behind Douma. "Ahh, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?", he yelped. "Hi Akaza.", I said, beaming. "Thank you A/N.", he replied, "We fought before." The Douma guy was looking at me really creepily so I whipped out... "IS THAT A ROCKET LAUNCHER?!" I started firing it at him and suddenly, a blast of ice hit my face. "ARE YOU OK?!" "Arg, I can't see. Someone be my eyes, no offence biwi demon, ugly pot." Akaza grinned and started directing me where to shoot. "Left. 12 o'clock. To your right." This continued on for a while before Nakime sent me home.
"Obanai step back a little. I want to try something.", I said. When Obanai stepped back, he ended up colliding with Misturi. "Perfect."
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FanfictionIf Me your author chan was born in the demon slayer world. I go by Morino(Female) Surudosa. I resolve to ship as many things as possible. And kill demons. And survive. There is a lot on my to do list. Also to be me. I will add ships and here are...
