British boy :] /// DNF highschool AU

Ch. 7- Boys will be boys and Niki's their mother

Dream's POV:

I was so hyped from the whole day. First of all, I reconnected with my favorite cousins, second of all each minute I spent with my friends made me realize how absolutely awesome they are, third of all we kind of started a band and fourth of all, we'll be playing Minecraft together on a new server that they decided to call "the Dream SMP". They named a server after me! We decided to also film for our channels, which all of us happened to have. George's and my videos were just published, so we were trending, again, meaning it was the perfect time to cause even more chaos.

"So let's just start fucking around and hoping for the best!" I shouted, exited to finally use up the energy that had built up inside me during the day.

"Language!" I heard -Bad? I heard Bad scream from Karl's mic?

"Karl, why is Bad over at your house?" Tubbo asked clearly as confused as the rest of us. Well not as confused, because he could actually speak.

"My mom is friends with Bad and Skeppy, and they're hanging out in our living room"  he explained, like it was the most obvious and normal answer to give.

"I still have a hard time understanding that teachers can and in fact do exist outside of school" Ranboo stated way too calmly regarding the information we were just given.

"Me except with everything, object permanence is a bitch" I continued agreeing with Ranboo's statement. I heard a smaller "language" in the background, but it was drowned out by chatter, chaos and so. Much. Screaming.

"NO! TECHNO! DON'T FUCKING KILL THE BABY VILLAGERS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CHILDREN YOU DICKHEAD!" Tommy screeched, possibly bursting my eardrums.

"Tommy, you're a child as well! Worry about your own safety before worrying about a stupid pixels, you dumbfuck!" Wilbur sounded fake pissed scolding Tommy.

"Guys? Hey! Maybe we could tone the idiocy down a little bit, and actually build something you won't get blown up by creepers in" Niki tried reasoning, but that went about as well as putting an oil fire out with water. (A/N my brother almost did that, glad I was there) So, as last resort, she made a fatal mistake.

"DREAM!" She made the whole call go quiet.

"Why don't you invite Quackity and Sapnap?"

"That sounds like a great idea... I'm gonna call them" you could hear the mischievous grin in my voice, and everyone knew this was going to be a fatal mistake.

"I am regretting even agreeing to paly with you guys" Niki sighed, changing from motherly to done-with-life-sisterly. Understandable, considering what was about to go down. I deafened on discord and called both Sapnap and Quackity on facetime.

"Okay, so the group made the mistake of asking you to play Minecraft with us on the Dream SMP, and we're filming so you dickheads better say yes" I said all in one breath, not giving them a choice.

"Alright, chill, we will, don't worry" Sapnap started. "Wait the Dream SMP? THEY NAMED IT AFTER YOU!?" Quackity continued his sentence, on the verge of exploding.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm a god, don't think about that too hard, your wittwe peanut brain will simply combust. Now get going, we don't want to keep them waiting" I replied overly calmly.

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"FINALLY! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DITCHED US!" Tubbo screeched into the mic.

"Jesus fucking christ Tubbo, no need to physically rip out our eardrums and put 'em in a blender!" Ranboo commented, annoyed at Tubbo's wonderful greeting.

"¡Ayeee! Sueño, my man! ¿Como estaís?" (Plural for how are you) Quackity screamed into the mic, quieter than usual. Apparently he cares about first impressions more than I thought, which still isn't a lot.

"Quackity, you do know they haven't learned what "como estaís" means? They haven't had to suffer with your shitfuckery for that long" I sighed, my energy levels suddenly dropping to a zero, massaging the bridge of my nose. "And please, for the love of everything holy and unholy, stop calling me Dream in Spanish. That just puts you at risk of getting defenestrated" I threatened him, not knowing wether he understands big words such as defenestration, the act of throwing someone out of a window.

"And hi to you too, Sippy cup, how the fuck have you been dealing with him alone?"

"HEY! I SWEAR IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME-" he cut himself off. "I haven't, I just give him Cocomelon to watch when he becomes too much. Only the worst for the iPad kid" Sapnap said the last sentence lovingly.

"George, what have you done, you recruited Dream and now there's even more of them" Niki sighed, clearly done with us. "Boys will be boys and I'm apparently your mother" she continued, the call erupting into laughter.

"Accurate, accurate" I managed to get out in between laughter.

"You're absolutely- HELP! TECHNO'S BLOWING UP THE BABY ZOMBIES! WHY WOULD YOU BLOW UP THE WHOLE CAVE INSTEAD OF KILLING IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!"

"I MUST MAKE THEM SUFFER BEFORE THEY PASS, DUCK BOY!" Techno screamed, mainly at Quackity.

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"So Dream will start the chain, right?"

"Yeah. Then I'll reply to Dream's tweet, Sap to mine, Karl to his, Q to his, Niki to his, Tommy to hers, Tubbo to his, Ranboo to his, Wilbur to his and finally Techno to Wilbur's" George informed everyone on what to tweet to cause chaos.

Dream
|😏
   |GeorgeNotFound
   |😏
   |Sapnap
   |😏
   |KarlJacobs_
   |😏
   |Quackity
   |😏
   |Nihaachu
   |😏
   |Tommyinnit
   |😏
   |Tubbolive
   |😏
   |Ranboosaysstuff
   |😏
   |WilburSoot
   |😏
   |Technothepig
   |😏
      |Sapdaddyslovech1ld
      |IM SHITTINF TEARD RIGHT NOW   
      |WHAT DOESS THIS MEAN??!?!? IS
      |THIS SOME SIRT OF CROSSOVER   
      |EVENG?!?!!

'This will definitely work better than expected'

WC: 969 (nice)

Yeah came up with the idea on the way to place and started writing it on the way back from place

Lmao my Bluetooth earbuds fell out of my pockets and I lost them somewhere at school but it's fine I'll just use my Bluetooth headphones

No I'm not flexing the Bluetooth headphones were like 30 bucks and I got the in ears with a gift card and had lost one earbud for over a month already

Def buying new ones tho

Why the fuck are school weeks so damn long I shouldn't need to fucking melt during the 34 hours of school I have to deal with just to get told "iT's ThE rEaL wOrLd" by these mf adults thirty years older than me bitch I can barely legally do a part time job, tf do you expect me to grow up for

Yeah anyways eat something and hydrate, I love you <3
-Jay