-I do not own Shrek or Disney, this is purely fan made-
It was a normal day for hunting, normally most of the village would go out together in one big gathering but most of the villagers are scared away from a "monster" they say, I was there to prove them wrong, I picked up my crossbow and went into the woods, I also brought a spare sword holstered on my back, I've had a few run-ins with some fairytale creatures and I'm not taking my chances with one again after the pinocchio incident.
After a while of continuous walking I stumbled across some signs saying "BEWARE OGRE" written in all caps, I didn't think much of it until I stumbled across a shed, just sitting in the woods. I went over to knock on the door for directions but when I opened it, there was this... handsome tall, muscular orge.
