Random shit

Weird dreams i remember having - #1

i already said about the hitmonchan one but lmao here are some others

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there was an alien invasion type thing, kinda like the martian madness event in terraria, and apparently i was in san francisco because the golden gate bridge was there? anyways

i was fleeing to the goddamn MYSTERY SHACK, which was on the other side of the bay, and my dumb in-dream self was like "lmao golden gate bridge who" and walked across some weird sponge bridge with an obstacle course on instead

i made it over, and there was some others with me. when i entered the mystery shack, it was like a goddamn vodaphone shop that you'd find at a market place, and grunkle stan was like and all like "c'mon lynne and others, we gotta go unpack upstairs"

he was still in the queue for the vodaphone reception thing, as me and my mates went up the awfully squashed elevator

we then made it to the attic, awfully bright yet squashed also, and there was a bunch of boxes with stuffed animals and etc. some shit happened with them before the fucking martian saucer from terraria destroyed the golden gate bridge with the stupidass laser because of course it did

and i'm pretty sure it was about to kill us but i woke up

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the other dream was like-

i was in the jungle in terraria, in one of those houses with a mahogany chest in. i had a zenith because of course. my character left the house, and apparently there was a plantera bulb right outside? because i was swinging my sword and then plantera had suddenly awoken.
i was using a GODDAMN MOLTEN FURY for some reason, and even though it is a weak weapon in hardmode, i couldn't hit plantera?? like there was a shield around her i literally couldn't make contact
destroyer was also apparently around, despite the little text thing saying "this is going to be a terrible night..."
idk i haven't had good experiences with that message

*coughs in the twins came during a pirate invasion and my SECOND NIGHT OF HARDMODE WAS A TERRIBLE NIGHT*

it never mentioned that the destroyer had awoken, she was just vibing i guess lmao
also btw plantera was like really small and could fit through 3 block gaps perfectly

there was this also funny situation in real life where i said to myself at like, 7:20pm in-game. "destroyer sucks, she's a pain to fight with this weapon. the twins also suck. especially retinazer"
and then i got a terrible night. i mean the twins straight up said "say that to my face bitch"

ANOTHER SITUATION IN REAL LIFE where idk i was just really unlucky because i finally beat wof on my 10th attempt (expert mode btw), and then i was gonna go mine some demon altars. it was lucky for me that the desert was quiet so no goddam dune splicers or anything, THEN THE BLOOD MOON ROSE. AND GUESS WHAT? IT WAS ALSO A FULL MOON, SO THOSE GODDAMN WEREWOLVES SPAWNED.

and also guess what? the only npc that died was MY NURSE.

also also guess what? the next day, i was in the caverns mining mythril and stuff, and because my luck was so shit i kept saying to myself "i'm gonna get a terrible night" as a joke. AND THEN TWO SECONDS LATER I GOT THE GODDAMN "THIS IS GOING TO BE A TERRIBLE NIGHT....".

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i was may. in hoenn. with a pikachu.

i was going across the bridge that led from route 104 after petalburg woods into rustboro, except i must have been going the other way around since the bridge just led to pure forest

on the bridge, was the fucking weather trio along with deoxys and jirachi. deoxys was beating up kyogre and rayquaza, whilst groudon (with jirachi on his head) was just watching nervously

then pikachu electrocuted, or attempted to, deoxys but oh wait! he had a lightning rod, of course he did. he then directed the electricity to rayquaza and kyogre, who got beaten up even more

so that was a nice dream! :)

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i had a dream where i beat moon lord and got the last prism. i also got this weird essence thing associated with the twins and idk why. i thought it was real too and then i woke up and was sad to find out that it wasn't.

but guess what? that got me motivated to beat moon lord. so i'm going to before 1.4 for switch. i promise.

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okay so this is nothing to do with any fandoms i'm in but i just remembered it so um

i was a car. i mean, i wasn't LITERALLY a car, but others saw me as one. i had tires on my wrists and ankles too, and with a blue shirt and grey leggings.

pretty sure i was a bmw which is weird since i'm a small person and those things are massive jeeps so wtf happened there

god fuck i hope edward doesn't start kissing me or some shit

anyways, i was sat in a car park for idk how long outside MY school, which was weird but ok, and i think i tried to sneak in at some point but i don't think a car can get away with being a person

suddenly, thieves started chasing after me. i mean bro if a car got up and started running on it's own i would be fucking scared and run in the opposite direction, regardless if that thing is a lamborghini or what

anyways they chased me down a corridor, i pushed some janitor aside, probably killing him since i'm a fucking vehicle, and those damn thieves were still there

actually they were like a family of thieves like from the minions movie, and idk they wanted a family car i guess

i also remember bumping across my uncle who told me to go to the petrol station to fill up the car but like. I AM THE CAR. oh shit wait putting in petrol would be oddly sexual
wait no it would go through my mouth. we don't talk
about the exhaust pipe

anyways they chased me across some bridge and honestly thats all i remember. idk the dream was awhile ago
also to be fair i could just run over them but my in-dream selves are dumb ok

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another none-fandom related one that i found pretty funny. anyways

i sat down on my bathroom toilet in a pretty damn realistic situation. i mean, i wasn't using the toilet idk i was just sat on it

anyways, then the sun became extremely hot and the road lit on fire, and i was all like "oh shit the cars are gonna hit that"
one did, and it went collapsing behind my house, idk i guess my neighbours just didn't exist

then i went outside and everyone was throwing gel into it, apparently it would "put out the fire" and what not

then i decided to run along and some people i apparently knew met up with me and started hugging me and shit in the middle of the road. like jeez people are dying go away

then i ran towards a city, however before entering the city, i passed my this weird house and the walls just collapsed?? like the frame was still there, and the floorboards and ceilings, just the goddamn walls fell
and the people inside who got outta bed (because it was nighttime now for some reason) were like "wtf"

then i ran to the city, and it was futuristic and all and there were those black building things from geostorm. you know, the ones that fell over like dominoes to the gas leaks?

well....

there was a party outside the city, and this fat dude walked up to me. i tried warning others of the fire but the fat guy was all like "shut up man we're partying"

THEN GUESS WHAT? THE BLACK BUILDINGS FELL OVER TO THE FIRE LIKE IN GEOSTORM-

AND GUESS WHAT MY IN-DREAM SELF YELLED?

"DOMINOES!"

then i woke up :/

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if any of these are like. symptoms of mental depression then whelp guess you know something about me

probs will make a part 2 when i have more crazy dreams to tell