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Smash or Pass: Every single Terraria enemy

markiplier did this with every pokémon so now i'm doing it with every terraria enemy

if you're innocent, let me clarify what smash or pass means:

smash — i'd fuck it
pass — awh hell no get that bitch away from me

anyways, let's..... begin. i apologise for this. deeply. also yes i am a female but hush

this is on order of the wiki btw so um. yes

ALSO adrien and waffletime did this with terraria bosses, it was hilarious lmao
most of this is satire but also a legit opinion so like help me

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pre-hardmode

albino antlion: pass
angry bones: pass
angry dandelion: pass
angry tumblers: pass
anomura fungus: pass
antlion: ............smash
antlion charger: i fucking hate these bitches, pass
antlion larva: pieces of shit- pass
antlion swarmer: pass
arch demon: pass
arch wyvern: pass
baby slime: pass
bee: it's hip to fu- nah pass
black slime: smash tbh
blazing wheel: that bitch would slice my dick off. pass
blood crawler: pass
blue jellyfish: ...........pass
blue slime: smash
bone biter: pass
bone serpent: pass
cave bat: annoying pieces of shi- pass
cochineal beetle: pass
crab: pass
crawdad: pass
creeper; pass
crimera: ..............—smash
crystal slime: smash
crystal thresher: pass
cursed skull: pass
cyan beetle: pass
dark caster: pass
demon/voodoo demon: pass
demon eye: pass
devourer: smash... maybe.... not sure
diseaster bunny: pass
doctor bones: pass
dragon hornet: pass
dragon snatcher: pass
dragon skull: pass
dungeon guardian: that fucker be spinnin' towards me— pass
dungeon slime: idk man..... smash
eater of souls: hmmmmmmm... pass
face monster: pass
fire imp: pass
flesh reaver: pass
flying fish: pass
frozen zombie: pass
fungi bulb: smash tbh
ghost: bruh. pass
giant antlion charger: pass
giant antlion swarmer: pass
giant shelly: pass
giant worm: pass
gnome: pass
goblin scout: hmmmm... pass
granite elemental: pass
granite golem: pass
green slime: smash bitch
harpy: would also gladly smash
hellbat: pass
hoplite: pass
hornet: pass
ice bat: pass
ice slime: smash
jungle bat: pass
jungle slime: smash
lac beetle: pass
lava slime: would smash but the lava would like. fucking hurt yk
leech: smash
maggot zombie: pass
man eater: mmmmmmmm smash
meteor head: pass
mother slime: smash 100%
mushi ladybug: pass
nymph: smash
orca: pass
pinky: smash
pink jellyfish: ...........pass
piranha: pass
purple slime: smash
raincoat zombie: pass
raven: pass
red slime: smash
salamander: pass
sand slime: hmmmmmm smash
sea snail: pass
shark: pass
skeleton: pass
snatcher: smash
snow flinx: pass
spike ball: bro it's a... pass
spiked ice slime: it has spikes so... pass
spiked jungle slime: same here. pass
spore bat: pass
spore skeleton: pass
squid: pass
tim: pass
tomb crawler: pass
umbrella slime: smash
undead miner: pass
undead viking: pass
vulture: pass
wall creeper: pass
windy balloon: bro it's a balloon. pass
yellow slime: smash
zombie: pass
heh now pre-h bosses
king slime: i don't give a fuck if he's a male, smash 100%
eye of cthulhu: i hate to say this but. smash for second form. imagine this thing giving you head tho
eater of worlds: pass tbh
brain of cthulhu: pass
skeletron: pass
queen bee: smash
deerclops: pass
wall of flesh: smash. how could i not? "wall of fleshlight" — entire r/terraria community

hardmode

ancient cultist: idk man it's a decoy. still smash
ancient doom: pass
ancient vision: pass
angler fish: pass
angry nimbus: pass
angry trapper: does like 200 damage but. smash
arapaima: pass
armoured skeleton: pass
armoured viking: pass
basilisk: pass
black recluse: pass
blood feeder: pass
blood jelly: pass
blood mummy: pass
blue cultist archer: idk man. maybe smash
blue armoured bones: pass
bone lee: pass
bouncy slime: smash
chaos elemental: give me the rod of discord. pass
clinger: idk man, maybe smash
corrupt mimic: have you seen that tongue? smash
corrupt slime: smash
corruptor: pass
crimslime: smash
crimson axe: pass
crimson mimic; once again with the tongue. smash
cursed hammer: pass
dark mummy: pass
derpling: i remember that animation..... but pass
desert spirit: I HATE THESE FUCKERS. PASS
diabolist: pass
digger: pass
dreamer ghoul: pass
dune splicer: pass
dungeon spirit: pass
enchanted sword: pass
floaty gross: ngl.... smash
flying snake: pass
fungo fish: pass
gastropod: i hate these fuckers too. but i would smash
ghoul: pass
giant bat: pass
giant cursed skull: pass
giant flying fox: pass
giant fungi bulb: smash
giant tortoise: pass
green jellyfish: pass
golden slime: smash
hallowed mimic: we back with the tongue boys. smash 100%
heavenly slime: smash
hell armoured bones: pass
herpling: pass
hoppin' jack: pass
ice elemental: pass
ice golem: pass
ice mimic: smash
ice tortoise: pass
ichor sticker; these fuckers piss on you. pass 100%
icy merman: pass
illuminant bat: pass
illuminant slime: idk man, probably smash
jungle creeper: pass
jungle mimic: smash cause of the tongue.
lamia: smash tbf
lava bat: pass
light mummy: pass
lihzarhd: ..............sm-pass
lunatic devote: smash ig
martian probe: pass
medusa: smash
mimic: smash, all of them. man what's up with me and fucking sentient chests
moss hornet: i hate these guys with a burning passion. pass
moth: pass
mummy: pass
necromancer: pass
paladin: chonky but pass
phantasm dragon: pass
pigron: pass, all types
pixie: pass
plantera's tentacle: ...smash????
possessed armour: pass
probe: pass
ragged caster: pass
red devil: fuckers deal like 100000 damage. pass
rainbow slime: smash
rock golem: same with these guys for the red devil. pass
rune wizard: pass
rust armoured bones: pass
sand elemental: smash
sand poacher: pass
sand shark: pass
servant of cthulhu: pass
servant of ocram: pass
shadow hammer: pass
shadow mummy: pass
skeleton archer: pass
skeleton commando: pass
skeletron sniper: pass
sharktron: pass
slimeling: smash
slimer: smash
spectral elemental: pass
spectral gastropod: pass
spectral mummy: pass
spiked slime: eh. pass
tactical skeleton: pass
tainted ghoul: pass
the hungry: smash
tortured soul: pass
toxic sludge: this dude is a chad. so pass
true eye of cthulhu: pass
unicorn: pass
vampire miner: pass
vile ghoul: pass
wandering eye: miniature eye of cthulhu, said i'd smash eoc, so smash
werewolf: pass
white cultist archer: smash tbf
wolf: pass
world feeder: pass
wraith: pass
wyvern: pass
bosses
queen slime: broooooo smassshhhhh
the destroyer: idk man, maybe smash but for now i'll pass
retinazer: yall think retinazer's laser is a fleshlight. sorry i mean— idk pass maybe smash
spazmatism: hardmode eye of cthulhu, smash
skeletron prime: nah thanks, pass
plantera: smash
golem: pass
duke fishron: pass
empress of light: ............smash. then again, if i wait until 4:30am, she's gonna brutally murder me— yeah okay maybe pass
lunatic cultist: smash tbf
celestial pillars: pass, all of them
moon lord: damn moon lord... pass
lepus: pass
turkor: i know some people smash turkeys but like. pass
ocram: pass

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event enemies— blood moon

blood eel: pass
blood squid: pass
blood zombie: pass
chattering teeth bomb: pass
clown: pass
corrupt bunny: pass
corrupt goldfish: pass
corruption penguin: pass
dreadnautilus: ......maybe smash
drippler: smash tbf
hemoglobin: pass
the groom: pass
the bride: ehhh...... smash ig
vicious bunny: pass
vicious goldfish: pass
vicious penguin: pass
wandering eye fish: pass
zombie merman: pass

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event enemies— goblin army

goblin archer; pass
goblin peon: pass
goblin sorcerer: pass
goblin summoner: smash
goblin thief: pass
goblin warrior: pass
shadowflame apparition: pass

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event enemies— old one's army

drakin: pass
etherian javelin thrower: pass
etherian goblin: pass
etherian goblin bomber: pass
etherian lightning bug: pass
etherian wyvern: pass
kobold: pass
kobold glider: pass
old one's skeleton: pass
wither beast: pass
mini bosses
dark mage: pass
ogre: pass
betsy: idk man... maybe smash

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event enemies— frost legion

can we just move on? they're all pass

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event enemies— pirate invasion

parrot: pass
pirate captain: pass
pirate corsair: pass
pirate crossbower; smash
pirate deadeye: pass
pirate deckhand: pass
pirate's curse: pass
flying dutchman: ehhh............... pass

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event enemies— solar eclipse

baby mothron: pass
butcher: pass
creature from the deep: pass
deadly sphere: pass
dr. man fly: ain't this the dude from monsters v aliens? whatever, pass
eyezor: pass
frankenstein: pass
fritz: pass
mothron: smash
mothron egg: bro it's an egg. pass
nailhead: pass
psycho; pass
reaper: pass
swamp thing: pass
the possessed: smash
vampire: pass

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event enemies— martian madness

brain scrambler: pass
gigazapper: pass
gray grunt: pass
martian drone; pass
martian engineer: pass
martian officer: pass
martian walker: ngl, would smash
ray gunner: pass
scutlix gunner: pass
tesla turret: pass
mini bosses
martian saucer; i've seen people who legit wanna fuck this thing but like. pass

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skip pumpkin moon, all are pass.
event enemies— frost moon

elf archer: hmmmm smash
elf copter: pass
flocko: pass
gingerbread man: pass
krampus: pass
nutcracker: pass
present mimic; smash, this one has eyes too
yeti: pass
zombie elf: pass
mini bosses
everscream: pass
santa-nk1: pass
ice queen: smash

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event enemies— lunar events

brain suckler: ......................smash
evolution beast: pass
nebula floater: pass
predictor: pass
corite: pass
crawltipede: pass
drakomire: pass
drakomire rider: pass
drakanian: smash tbf
selenian: pass
sroller: pass
flow invader: pass
milkyway reaver: pass
stargazer: pass
star cell: smash, i'm not even kidding
twinkle: pass
twinkle popper: pass
alien hornet: pass
alien larva: pass
alien queen: smash
storm diver: pass
vortexian: pass

total i would smash: 78
all others are pass